Virgins Unite!(Virgins' Club)

I really want to stay in this club, but at the same time, don't want to either... Does that make any sense at all? ... :\

Let's trade membership. I'll join, you out. :3

did you guys know ? that if someone keep their virginity until the 50s he or she will become a wizard?

Bump.

If I can cast 'magic missile' all day, every day, I'd be set on keeping my virginity.

What point is there in becoming a wizard whose only spell is to remain a virgin?

Power of purity?

Omnomnomnomnomnomnomnom bump.

^ You have done something very wise. I am in a mood in join this club as well. I would add a certain dimension never seen before in this club.

I would be prudish, refusing to talk about sex unless it involves denigrating it.

I would be jealous and homicidal, the moment someone comes in brags about his or her sex life.

I would act like a 40 year old, so as to show the world that there is nothing wrong in being pathetic, even though I have done nothing productive in my imagined 40 years of my life.

Im bored so I will pass the time by keeping this on the 1st page a little longer... bump....

Bump.

lumpitalltogether

What now?

Fucking a... I swear if I get kicked out of the USAF because of some stupid shit that I'm going through as of right now, might as well fucking staying a virgin forever.

*hugs*
C'mon, don't worry on it too much saka.

Yeah don't worry about it...so it goes

inafter I recognize nobody here

[color=#006FFF]Nonsense. You still know/recognize me. [size=10]-Prinny[/h]

-peeks through door-