Virgins Unite!(Virgins' Club)

they don't work for me either~...
Who knew that something so simple would make things crazy for me~ >.<

@Morning: *phew* =w=

FIX IT NAOOOOOOOWWWWWW

Omg!!
this time for real here comes the massive block of text!!!

What? I got votes? The hell...? I was nominated? What....?

preemptive tl;dr

...(Thinks to self).

*Rubs hands together*

Yes... now is the time for me execute phase 2 of my strategy!
Long ago in a galaxy far far away I exclaimed:

Now is the time for me to initiate phase 2 of my world domination, with limitless virgins under my command I can... I... can conquer nations... no... I can conquer the world! Soon the new world order will arise! "Heavens Ethereal Nation of the Tranquil Alliance Ideals", with this new power I will be able to control unlimited power! Of course I would be foolish to assume that there won't be any traitors to my cause. After reviewing my declaration to all the traitors from my previous election I come to a conclusion that I was far too lenient with my punishments!
(Wow the link still works XD)

Yes I must be stronger if I am to lead my people err... I mean if I am to assist Zeph-Sama! YES! Under my management punishments will be long, hard, erect, and hairy. I was a fool to believe that castrating traitors would be effective, I have spent countless minutes in the restroom thinking of the best course that would be effective and after a long push it came to me! No more will the traitors of H.E.N.T.A.I. be castrated oh no, no more. Instead there punishment shall be: They shall be stripped of their civilian clothes and issued fishnet clothing, then they shall be cattled to the nearest VUVC Army jail. Oh... not dastardly enough you say? Who said I was done!!! Then after being checked in by the lovely receptionist <3 they shall be assigned a cell where they will serve their time with a partner... with peculiar "tastes".

(Insert over the top evil laugh here)

No!!! I'm not done yet!! I'm just getting started!!!
Any who where was I? Umm cattle, receptionist <3, Ah yes I remember now! After your partner has made you his "comrade", you will be sent to the showers where you will meet your supervisors; Big Billy Bob, Tuna the Whale, and last but not least Greg. From there you will change into your work uniform (fishnet) where you will be put to work picking up the countless fallen soap. Ahhnn~~ <3
Mwuahahaha!!

Of course if your think your tough enough to handle that, we have the another alternative which involves lots of lube, pitchforks, gloves, scissors, nails, tape, camera, pictures, maids, and other stuff. Your probably wondering what the fuck?! o.O
Simply were gonna cut off your hands and give them to Farmer John with his pitch fork to feed to his pigs, then well bring in the maids where me or somebody else will tie them together blah blah clothes cut off with scissors, then maids will have their mouth taped shut then lots a lube will be applied etc, pictures will be taken will use the nails to put the pictures in my office blah blah. As the maids get it on you won't be able to do anything because your gagged and tied thus you'll get hard etc and won't be able to while. blah blah BOOrrring!

*Sigh*
*Rubs booger on the dog*

But that's sooo boring and I want to see some dirty unfiltered sweaty action! Errr!! Umm!! Ahh!! War action yes war action. I mentioned war action right?!?!
*Sweats*

Umm back on topic, vote for me as either Vice President or Army Administrator!
Remember Lolis will be passed out daily should I be elected as Vice President!
If I'm elected as Army Administrator I promise to make all the VUVC soldier lives living hells in the good kinda way!!
Long live H.E.N.T.A.I.!!! Err and the VUVC!!!

[size=5]This piece of propaganda has been paid for and endorsed by Chuck Norris[/h]

Virgin's Club Army Administrator
Morning Star-1
Mob_Barley-1
Guilty Guardian-2

Hello everyone!!!


vote for me

lulz atthe tie for club recruiter

Ahaha~ I love the approval at the end~ XD

@Yuri: Yaay~ Franky is the best~^^ maybe not what you intended XD

Yes, the four way tie is funny indeed~^^

More likely you are winning XD

Melon~ *wubs* XD

Shia! So this time of the day you are online :3

*wubwubs*

Yes... This is the time I'm on.... XD

Thats why won't we aren't meeting to much in the forums :3

Btw Advance congratulations in winning the position! XD

Hello Ulan~

So Shia is going to win the..."Virgin's Club Counselor For Women", no~?
Then I shall give an early congratz also~^^

And look~ Imperial is the "Virgin's Club Counselor For Men"
Haha~^^

congrats you two :]