WAIFU COURT~

I like this one better.

Needs more Desu Objections!.. *Sigh* O well, time to play dead for now *Impales self*

Ah~ A waifu court. I need some coffee. About 17 mugs of coffee.

I'd like to see where this goes as long as:

As the president I reserve the right to offer anyone a pardon (including myself).

just so no one panics, this is just another game, it wont affect your actual waifu choices, it's just for users to have fun questioning others choices and reasoning. If you're called out, feel free to ignore it if you don't want to play.

CALLONIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. I'm calling you out on the case Diffor Magnasethia!

*mumbles in his sleep* What's that Madam President Waar? *snore* *snore* *wakes up with a start at the sudden yelling* Hey some people are trying to sleep here ya know. *grumbles and walks behind the Judge's podium thingamajig* *the sounds of teeth being brushed, clothes being changed, and a blender can be heard* *walks out wearing the exact same outfit but carrying a lot of protest signs*

Ok before the next fight...er..case starts I've prepared some things for the audience. Only one sign is available of each kind, only one per person, and first come first serve. It is highly encouraged that anyone with a sign tap the X button to use it (in any way they see fit). Anyone disobeying the all important sign using rules with self destruct. *stabs a bunch of signs into the floor and guards them...and by that I mean falls back asleep*

Sign 1: Waifu Suffrage Now!
Sign 2: My other car is a chupathingy.
Sign 3: I -insert heart symbol here- zombies and I vote!
Sign 4: 1-800-OBJECTION!
Sign 5: Your political opinion is wrong because I hate you! RAR!
Sign 6: I'm not going back to work until you give me more money!

lotta not funny in that post.

Alright~

Court is now back in session with President Waar residing these trials.

Now, who has a claim for this court?

*kicks Madam President Waar in the balls* funny enough for ya?

I call out Elfen_Lied who has Nayuki Minase. She loves me moar. >_>

You are going to need some evidence of this sir, please present to our public defender.

I'd Like to call out Rin_Penelope, with regards to his acts of abuse towards the "Yukkuri" race.

Here's information on the Yukkuri race as a whole:

Evidence:

As you can see here, the Reimu Yukkuri (on the left) and the Marisa Yukkuri (on the right) were just minding their own business giving birth. When suddenly and WITHOUT REASON, Rin kicks the Marisa Yukkuri giving birth and in the process of doing so, KILLS both the Mother and Baby Marisa Yukkuri's. And to add to the damage done, Reimu Yukkuri is left in a state of Trauma up till today.

I see my name being called, so I suppose there's a cookie here?

*Point and boooos in disgust*

evidence flawed, there's nothing you can do to prove the one in that pic is me.

I would call out Zeriam ( Klown as sidekick ) *insert random insult here*

Reason: Waifu theft

Some days ago I was mostly slacking off when suddenly Zeriam burst in through my door knocked me uncunsios and ran away with my waifu Jo, the reason he did this unknown though he blames me for not working hard enough on a trailer I was doing.

Evidence:


Also after awhile of constant negotiations I managed to speak him into releasing my waifu which I later noticed was in a rather disturbing condition.....



* On hold until I get back from work ( 5PM GMT +2 ) *

You guys need good lawyers to start off with.

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Bamass there are 2 problems wrong with your evidence.

1: Would I say things like that to your waifu?

2: Let me ask you this, what would happen if someone else that you knew on Fakku as a friend in real life suddenly used your account to start these mindless fights up for no reason?

I'm calling Geassmon out in order to defend my rights, since he's the one who used my account to start these meaningless fights against Bamass in the first place.

Just to let you know Bamass, Geassmon just finished Burst Angel not to long ago and he said he had a thing for Jo. So before you go pointing fingers and saying objections you might want to see who the real culprit of this waifu kidnapping is before you're sure.