WAIFU COURT~

You are hired good sir, your uniform sadly was printed wrong and says "DICKS=SECURITY" on the back, but I'm sure you will live.

we need moar desu!

DESU IS TO BE STRICKEN FROM THE RECORD ~DESU!

I AM ABOUT TO HOLD AN EMERGENCY TRIAL FOR THE WAIFU OWNERSHIP OF SAID DESUCHAN.

Space Cowboy

Position: Public Heckler

Experience: I can talk out of my ass like no other, sir. And piss people off while I'm at it.

Required Wage: Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans -(read minus) the Ear Wax flavor. (One time payment)

I think I'd be great for this position because I can be loud, persistent, and wrong; all at the same time. Please consider endowing me with this great responsibility.

This is an interesting thought, but none of this will mean anything until Waar approves this, and I don't think he will.

It's also quite ironic that you're starting this when you don't have a waifu yet (since you don't meet the post count requirement).

Regardless, if anyone wants to challenge me for Haruhi, then bring it. I will fight to the death for her. :D

^ I totally agree

Fuck yes sir, you may pick your namebadge up at the counter and join the assembly.

Also, your name is now MAURICE for these proceedings.

Name: Hibia McDestroyer
Public Attorney.
Previous Experience: Wrangling for a small orphanage, general property law, wearing outlandish clothing with far too many ruffles.
Required Wages: The satisfaction of serving the people and a job well done.

No credentials or proof of my skills are necessary, only that I've once wrestled a crocodile whilst pleasuring five small children. With two hands and one foot. No items. No powerups. Just manno to manno.

POWER IS ONLY ABSOLUTE WHEN YOU ADMIT DEFEAT~


THIS IS WAAR. WAAR OF THE WAIFUS

Considering our past together I will take your achievements with crocodiles in lieu of actual legal conciliate ability.

There is a suit in the back, please change Mr. McDestroyer.

First off , you really DONT have a say on who should deserve there waifus or not , your not them nor are you the waifu creator , 2nd basicly untill Waar says something on this , this thread is obsolete and has no meaning, 3rd it isnt your world so kkthxbai , you just got rejected

I'd like to take this time to thank you for this opportunity, and to kiss your ass harder by complimenting your choice of my new Well Endowed name, MAURICE.

I will continue to belittle all in your name, and to venerate your every action within and of these precedings.

Also, Haruhi is a whore who deserves no more than what you fail to give her. I hope she may stay imprisoned in you Signature for all eternity.

Law and Order Theme must be present on all pages for this to be official.

I smell the first job for my soon to be appointed security guards.

Take care of this and, consider the job yours!

Y'all been trolled, son.

Of course, Judge. And if I may put something to the court before it starts.

Excuse me little lady do you want to be molested by tigers kicked out of these proceedings before they even begin or would you like to be present when the rotten vegetables to be throw at various parties are handed out?

* Loud gavel slamming can be heard through the court. *

ORDER, ORDER.

Now, on account of 11 levels of cross-faggotry here.

Do you plan on continuing to be a thorn in these proceedings before I have you
anally sodomized with a pvc pipe wrapped in barbed wire removed from this court room!?

You do not approach the King of Kings until called to do so. May the baliff please escort the likes of SD out of this area of justice?

SD, you're taking things too seriously...this entire thread is a meaningless troll anyway.



I stopped reading when I got up to there. Who's next?

Also, this belongs in IB.