Wake up calls

You are sleeping peacefully... then something wakes you, in a good way or bad.....
do you have moments of those?

BAD
- 4 Y.O girl cousin told by mother to wake me up. She first crept close to my ear since i sleep sideways, took a deep breath, and hollered how many decibels of "big bro! time to wake up!" right in my ear...

- childhood friend who has the habit of using force to wake me up. Her common move is to jump towards my near-the-crotch area butt first, forcing me to scream in pain....

- my previous bunkmate's cellphone alarm that woke me up due to its unusual ringtone: sounds from the love selection animation he cut....

GOOD
- my older cousin's girlfriend's sister (long aint it?) was clinging to me with only my long sleeved shirt (she puked on her clothes and had to wash them) and panties when i woke up on the living room floor due to the intense drinking session congratulating her acceptance to the engagement ring Lawrence (the said relative) gave to her that night.... never gonna have that chance again....

- is it me or waking up to the roosters crow at the approaching dawn feels so nice?

The only bullshit waking moment I remember was when some african americans were yelling at each other outside my building. I remember that that morning I heard "nigga" used a shit load of times in a conversation.

Fucking 2 A.M. and I wake up hearing, "Nigga, blah blah, nigga, fuck you, nigga nigga nigga, "blah blah blah, nigga!"

At least they didn't start shooting each other. Gunshots are not something you want to hear that god damn early.

why I would fuking luv to hear gunshots when waking up having a nigga moment wake you ups the shit.

BAD: My cousin literally jumps on me and crushed my ribs, he would sometimes run towards my room and bang it while screaming loudly.

GOOD: He attempts to open the door to follow up the daily routine but trips and falls on his face.

Bad: Was at a party. Drunk as fuck. Everyone left. I slept. Friends decide to pour 5L of Coke on me...

Good: Girlfriend's call
Girlfriend's call
Girlfriend's call
Girlfriend's call
Girlfriend's call
Girlfriend's call
Girlfriend's call

Bad:
I woke up

Good:
I was able to get back to sleep.

Bad: Wake up from a swift kick to the leg that left me with crutches for a month.

Good: Woke up with my friends' sisters' tits in my face. Yes, that's proper grammar. 3 different friends, 4 sisters. All sleeping on top of me. No bras. Fuck yeah.

That is not proper grammar.
Should be sisters' not sister's

I'm only doing this because I'm jealous as fuck right now. >:}

Why you little- *strangles* ruin my pride, will ya? =3=

Bad: Waking up to find your neck hagning off your bed and hurting very bad the next day.

Good: actaully getting some sleep without the baby screaming all night*which rarely happen*

Good: When your girlfriend wakes you up because she is laying on top of you

Bad: When your dumbass friend walks in and puts an air horn to your ear

Good: Waking up in a bed with two other hot people wrapped around you.

Bad: Not remembering anything about last night.

Yeah. Right.

Well, it's not like they were the only ones. My one friend was on me too. Which was bad. Very bad.

You had five people on top of you. Why were you not suffocated in your sleep?

Bad wake up call

Nephew thought'd be funny to jump on me while sleeping. I later beat his ass for it.

Alarm broke and wouldn't stop blaring until I pulled out the plug

Good Wake up call

My now ex-girlfriend waking me up with a kiss.

Waking up to a blowjob from the now ex-gf

i gotta ask.... most wake up calls of my friends are thar girlfriends giving head.... is it THAT effective?

Sounds hot, what VN were you playing?

how i wish i had your luck... mine was similar... but good for a short while...

same girl who crept up to my bed before, with her other sis (they were three kids) were found on my bed as i woke up early morning, and more specifically, they buried my head on their busts... as i was gasping for air while i was squirming to get out.... the worst thing that could happen to me there came true......

Bad timing it was that they were dreaming of food, and as one woman, they muttered "mmm.... hamburger" and chomped my area near the neck and shoulders on both sides....

and for how many days i was made fun of my classmates and friends saying things like...
"dude, did two vampires take a liking to your blood?" or "i wonder, vampire and succubus teaming up?"