Wake up calls
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Bad: Waking up and realizing you're late for an exam (fortunately, this only happened to me once. not so fortunately, it was a biochemistry exam).
Awesomesauce: waking up early in the morning, feeling extremely well rested; but then realizing that since it's still early, you can lay around in bed. especially awesome during the winter, since bed's such a warm and happy place to be, when everything else is cold.
Awesomesauce: waking up early in the morning, feeling extremely well rested; but then realizing that since it's still early, you can lay around in bed. especially awesome during the winter, since bed's such a warm and happy place to be, when everything else is cold.
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Bad: Waking up from choking on blood running from your nose back into your throat.
Good: Waking up with drymouth and having a full gallon of raspberry iced tea next to you.
Good: Waking up with drymouth and having a full gallon of raspberry iced tea next to you.
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edibleghost wrote...
Bad: Waking up from choking on blood running from your nose back into your throat.Good: Waking up with drymouth and having a full gallon of raspberry iced tea next to you.
wait... why was your nose spewing blood?
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Bad:
My alarm clock fell on my face. Don't ask how low my bed is.
Good:
One time, I woke up and found a cute cat meowing outside the window.
My alarm clock fell on my face. Don't ask how low my bed is.
Good:
One time, I woke up and found a cute cat meowing outside the window.
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Bad: MSN pinging and it's not who I want it to be.
Good: 4:30am with someone screaming, "How big is your ass?". Best start to a day, ever, so far in my life.
Having random girls and guys wake next to you isn't the greatest thing in the world (I've had both happen). It's nice, but there are better things to wake up to. Like someone who isn't random.
Good: 4:30am with someone screaming, "How big is your ass?". Best start to a day, ever, so far in my life.
Having random girls and guys wake next to you isn't the greatest thing in the world (I've had both happen). It's nice, but there are better things to wake up to. Like someone who isn't random.
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Nashrakh
Little White Butterflies Staff
Quadratic wrote...
Nashrakh wrote...
Quadratic wrote...
Bad: Wake up from a swift kick to the leg that left me with crutches for a month.Good: Woke up with my friends' sisters' tits in my face. Yes, that's proper grammar. 3 different friends, 4 sisters. All sleeping on top of me. No bras. Fuck yeah.
Yeah. Right.
Well, it's not like they were the only ones. My one friend was on me too. Which was bad. Very bad.
You know what they say about stories on the internet though... what was it?
Oh yeah, don't believe everything you read. lol
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Bad: Waking up in your friend's bed without your pants after a night of drinking.
Good: Waking up on christmas morning.
Good: Waking up on christmas morning.
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edibleghost wrote...
Bad: Waking up from choking on blood running from your nose back into your throat.Good: Waking up with drymouth and having a full gallon of raspberry iced tea next to you.
Both seem pretty awesome to me.
Bad means I had an epic coke party.
Good means that, even if I didn't get some pussy, I got so fucked up that when I woke up, I had no idea where I was, and I didn't have to go far to get some raspberry mother fuckin iced tea.
As far as I'm concerned, if you wake up and remember anything that happened within the past 24 hours, there was no party.
