what if: randomly punched

just wondering what if you were just walking minding your own business walking your way to work or someplace your at very commonly when suddenly
you get punched in the face knocking you to the ground and you hear someone yelling "stop fucking following me!" then all you see when you look up is some dude you've never seen before running
what would you do?

I'd give his dentist some work.

I'd beat him and take a picture. It'll give me some to smile about in the future.

i'll make the conversation short and calm

Arrange an accident for him - cutting his brake lines, poisoning his food, put a spring powered knife under his desk (in hopes that it'll chop off his ding-a-ling), etc.

I'd stand up, glance around me with a confused look on my face, shrug and then continue on with my day.

Tackle him, put him in a choke hold, and if I don't like the reason why he sucker punch me then I'll put him to sleep .... Permanently.

I love how you are so easily talking about murdering a guy. Enjoy your prison term

I would chase him.

Pray that he gets hit by a car and never gets up.

Chase after him whilst telling him that you weren't following him until he believes you.

This.
It'd probably turn into a fully hektik chase scene.

I'd go sadist mode, start laughing maniacally, tackle him down, then strike painful pressure points in his back as I have him pinned down.

But that's if no one is watching. If there are witnesses, I'd use one of the three martial art disciplines I know, and disable him. Then I'd lecture him about how he should choose a better way of living, and then ask someone to call 911.

There's my honest reaction. Oh yeah, and depending on the situation, if I'm feeling sadistic and I can afford to take it easy on my opponent, I'd beat him using only my palms or just use one fist.

Walk in the opposite direction.

I like this train of thought.

Would probably do that too.

Id fight him of course.

>not fighting back
>not making the guy crawl, beg, grove for his life

OP confirmed for gay

Why is this video not here?



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Chase his ass down and stab the shit out of him.

They just jealous of my swagger.