what if: randomly punched

When wearing glasses..

Sue the overparanoid dude for bazillion dollahs who thinks I don't have better things to do than stare at some random dude's butt.

When not wearing glasses.. there's no not.

I love how you imply that I would actually do that. Piss off idiot.

Call my mom

No, I'm talking about shooting him and claiming that it was self-defense.

A "Zimmerman."

I was kidding.

Alluding to Hans Zimmer.

Strangely I have had this experience in high school. I was drinking a NOS and eating a honey-bun, minding my own business and half asleep when suddenly a fist made contact with the side of my head. Almost immediately I blacked out, at least I stopped precieving the world, but my body kept moving... For some reason I gave chase (and caught up to him, I was a member of the track team), but I didn't do anything once I caught up to him I just grabbed his arm and stood there not really fully conscious. I had to be told about that later as I woke up in the Sheriff's deputee's office in my school and I was being asked if I wanted to press charges. I said "no" and went on with my day, but that was actually what I did in that scenario, give chase, catch up, then nothing.

If he is bigger then me I run if hebis smaller I beat his sorry butt

Pansy

Im a girl so I'd cry and scratch your eyes out. O: