what's your zombie plan?
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Tsujoi
Social Media Manager
havokrt wrote...
Angelus Lapsus wrote...
Reading the Zombie Survival Guide can help you out in a situation like this.I actually I found that book to be rather erroneous in its "information" of zombies. i.e. Ignoring basic biological need of body in explanation of the zombie menace, while not refusing to acknowledge the supernatural aspect of zombies. Mind you its section on surviving zombie apocalypse is rather useful and diffidently worth a read.
CHANGE PLACES!!!!
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love the zombie apocalypse(as long i don't get bite :P)...i found this video in youtube about zombie survival guide by simon pegg and nick frost(main actors of shaun of the dead & hot fuzz)...quite interesting... 8)
heres the url...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnNIs4YKtZM
hope you guys enjoy it... 8)
heres the url...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnNIs4YKtZM
hope you guys enjoy it... 8)
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Zombie outbreak, let's see...
First thing I'd do is to leave all my stuff except some knives and maybe a hammer behind and sleep several days in a park or under a bridge, living on insects, tree barks and soil to get the survival instinct pumped up. Thousands of panicking humans (Which are on average incredibly fat and stupid and just keep eating and eating and eating all the time until there's no supplies left.) which go around and brainlessly raid buildings for supplies are a lot more dangerous company than some slow zombies coming after my ass. After the big action, whereas probably the whole city lies in ruins (Due to the humans rather than the zombies, I guess.) I'd start some assassinations in the local area, make use of their leftover supplies with the ultimate goal to get rid of the remaining living humans. If I'm able to do whatever I want with a whole district without some stupid ass morons bugging me for my stuff I probably don't even have to fear these zombies anymore. If I'm able to come this far it's probably about fucking time to get my ass out of the city before the big mushroom cloud makes it's appearance, which may prove for the most difficult part. Main objective would be finding a functioning bycicle - fuel is not something I'd like to worry about with all the raiding happening. I also don't have much need for motherfuckers blocking my way and taking over my car. If I've been able to get out of it alive, I'd head for our mountains or forests, provided the weather isn't likely to spread some radiation into it's direction. Destionation reached, it's most likely that I'd start killing people again to ensure my quietude, since I'm probably not the only one literally running for the hills. So basically, the whole thing again.
Alternative plan:
First thing I'd do is to leave all my stuff except some knives and maybe a hammer behind and sleep several days in a park or under a bridge, living on insects, tree barks and soil to get the survival instinct pumped up. Thousands of panicking humans (Which are on average incredibly fat and stupid and just keep eating and eating and eating all the time until there's no supplies left.) which go around and brainlessly raid buildings for supplies are a lot more dangerous company than some slow zombies coming after my ass. After the big action, whereas probably the whole city lies in ruins (Due to the humans rather than the zombies, I guess.) I'd start some assassinations in the local area, make use of their leftover supplies with the ultimate goal to get rid of the remaining living humans. If I'm able to do whatever I want with a whole district without some stupid ass morons bugging me for my stuff I probably don't even have to fear these zombies anymore. If I'm able to come this far it's probably about fucking time to get my ass out of the city before the big mushroom cloud makes it's appearance, which may prove for the most difficult part. Main objective would be finding a functioning bycicle - fuel is not something I'd like to worry about with all the raiding happening. I also don't have much need for motherfuckers blocking my way and taking over my car. If I've been able to get out of it alive, I'd head for our mountains or forests, provided the weather isn't likely to spread some radiation into it's direction. Destionation reached, it's most likely that I'd start killing people again to ensure my quietude, since I'm probably not the only one literally running for the hills. So basically, the whole thing again.
Alternative plan:
swasp1 wrote...
Join the feast and become a Necrophile. I cant see anything bad about beeing a zombie -_-
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Klorofolun wrote...
Spoiler:
As for my plan, my items of need:
Slice and dice and bash items: Katana, machete, combat/swiss army knives, steel bat, crowbar.
Projectile weapons: Crossbow/compound bow of 50lbs+ pull, dual pistols of various mm sizes, shotgun from 8-12 gauge, magnum of .45 caliber, sniper of up to 500meters, and some sort of assault rifle, either AK-47, MK4, Bullpup, or even SMGs. A machine gun/gatling gun would be awesome, but probably impossible to come by unless I raid a military compound. Grenades/makeshift bombs are a must.
Other survival gear: First-aid kit (the mother of all medical needs), tarps/raincoat, Steel-tipped boots or boots, body armor if accessible, gas for vehicle, vehicles (car, motorcyle, ATV, SUV, and even better a fucking house trailer or bus that's fortified), MREs/food, binoculars, night-vision, radar/sonar/x-ray equip, and whatever else I can think of.
Plan? I'll come up with something on the fly.
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Klorofolun wrote...
Spoiler:
Do you have a link to the actual episode? I'll +rep you if you manage to find it. Thanks in advance.
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Tsujoi
Social Media Manager
ShinZero wrote...
Klorofolun wrote...
Spoiler:
Do you have a link to the actual episode? I'll +rep you if you manage to find it. Thanks in advance.
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KLoWn wrote...
RvB is king.Bow-chicka-bow-wow~
Tex: Alright, stay tight
Tucker: Bow-chicka-bow-wow
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In reference to Halo and my zombie plan, heck, all I need to survive a zombie apocalypse is a Mjolnir Mk.VI armor. Try and bite through my backpack-sized nuclear-fission-fuel-celled total-coverage regenerating body shield, bitches.
Come to think of it, the flood in the Halo series kinda substitute for zombies, you know, the way they infect and spread like crazy, and they even look like zombies, but smarter and fucking stronger too... another winning factor that makes the Halo trilogy totally fucking awesome.
Come to think of it, the flood in the Halo series kinda substitute for zombies, you know, the way they infect and spread like crazy, and they even look like zombies, but smarter and fucking stronger too... another winning factor that makes the Halo trilogy totally fucking awesome.
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a high place..
lots of ammunition..
explosive stuff..
lots of ammunition..
explosive stuff..
if it is a mountain...good place...zombie can't climb...but how do you suppose to bring all stuffs...ammunition,explosive stuffs plus even food... 8)...I'll recommend an oil rig...so find one nearest you...
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Climb up to a water tower with a long range weapon, lots of ammunition, and my iPod. Then I'll pop heads while listening to the Ink Spots.
I don't want to set the world (BANG)...on(BANG)...fire......(BANG)
I don't want to set the world (BANG)...on(BANG)...fire......(BANG)
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Kaimax
Best Master-San
ShinZero wrote...
Climb up to a water tower with a long range weapon, lots of ammunition, and my iPod. Then I'll pop heads while listening to the Ink Spots.I don't want to set the world (BANG)...on(BANG)...fire......(BANG)
Reminds me of the scene in Resident Evil 2 (movie) where this "Cowboy dude" snipes Zombies from a billboard while lounging around, but the dude got killed by Nemesis and his mini gun. :lol: and I think zombies are smart enough to climb it.
MY PLAN:
If I foresaw this incident :
Make an anti nuke bunker filled with rations and entertainments for years.
Emergency plan:
Just like the rest of the guys here, gather weapons, gather my family and Friends and gather rations. and will stay at the house that I'm staying now. cause It has High concrete walls and it's a 2 floored building.
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I have a case packed and ready under my bed in case of zombies.
Case contains:
3 refillable water bottles
Water purification tablets
Zippo lighter and oil
Riot gear, partially bought, partially pilfered. You know the type, right?
Two 9mm handguns, M9. Do NOT ask where I got them.
Fifteen pounds of canned goods, with Vitamin and Protein supplements.
A box of ammo for the handguns
Survival backpack
10 meters of climbing rope
One knife
I think I'm fairly prepared, though I plan to buy and learn to use a broadsword at some point.
I am not paranoid.
Case contains:
3 refillable water bottles
Water purification tablets
Zippo lighter and oil
Riot gear, partially bought, partially pilfered. You know the type, right?
Two 9mm handguns, M9. Do NOT ask where I got them.
Fifteen pounds of canned goods, with Vitamin and Protein supplements.
A box of ammo for the handguns
Survival backpack
10 meters of climbing rope
One knife
I think I'm fairly prepared, though I plan to buy and learn to use a broadsword at some point.
I am not paranoid.
