Who Do You Think Would Win Against Chuck?

If we were to pit Chuck Norris against...ohhh, say...Aunuld, president of the state of California!!!! Who do you think would win?

It would be Chuck Norris. In fact, he would win against everyone until he fought Saito Hiraga.

Chuck Norris VRS Baka T. Neko~BakaLova
Who wins?
Baka of course :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Evil will always win!!!

Chuck vs. Jack Bauer
Jack Bauer FTW

Master Chief!

Actually the Chuck Norris stuff is getting pretty old.

Any given cast member of Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha could whip Chucky's ass without even trying. Nanoha, Vita, Signum, Hayate, Fate, Subaru, Teana, Erio, even Vivio (a four-year old) could break him in half.

Chuck is older than dirt and completely washed up. It's time to move on and find a new standard in badassness. The last thing he'll ever see will be something like this;



Pwned, bitch. Pwned by a nine-year old, no less. Who's the badass now, huh?

It's still Chuck Norris. Blades can't hurt Chuck Norris--his beard repels all metals.

Chuck Sr or Chuck Jr maybe :roll:

oh and what about Chucky?? :roll:

If you look closely you'll notice that there's no metal in the blade, just the hilt; Chuck's beard fails in the face of magical blades made of lightning. 8)

Can I see your ticket?

Lol this Chuck Norris will always owned by anyone of us here if we are gonna go and actually kick his solid ass to the ground.... :twisted:

Actually, lightning may hit him, but it cannot hurt him. The soles of his boots are rubber--he doesn't close the circuit, so the lightning won't charge through him. And his eyes reflect any type of light. That's why you can't run him over--it's like a deer in the headlights, but in reverse.

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You know, I really wish people would start using real reasons why Norris is supposedly so awesome. Every time I try to get a straight answer people pull this mythical stuff out of their asses. What is this, 4chan?

Haruhi Suzumiya, because she's God. Chuck Norris is the most powerful among mortals, but still a mortal.

Or not?

My point exactly.

1: You are arguing about Chuck Norris. Of course you'll get dumb answers.
2: I hate him for his random idolness.
3: No Chuck Norris thing has ever made sense. But neither does a lightening sword. Touche.
4: How dare you compare us to 4Chan! FAKKU is filled with intellegent users, you just happen to be posting in a very stupid thread, which is under Incoherent Babbling. If you expect some level of conversation that isn't in the gutter (or somewhere else dirty), GO TO ANOTHER PART OF THE FORUM.

i was just about to say something like that


and Chuck Norris is the way he is because Suzumiya Haruhi wished him to be so

Chuck Norris wins, and there is a fact for just about every situation you could possibly imagine.

And, because I couldn't wait for this one, Haruhi is weak, Lightning-sword chick is weak, and Chuck Norris isn't mortal--but he isn't a god either. Chuck Norris is a Gundalfr. Chuck Norris and God were college buddies.