Why flat-chested girls are the best

Flat chested girls (pettanko) are a symbol of beauty. The taste of flat chests (delicious) are also the best among all other girls' chest type.You can do so many things with a flat chested girl.

There are so many reasons why flat-chested girls are the best:

1. Can nibble on their nipples with minimal maneuverability.
2. It's hassle-free; don't need no hands. (Look Ma, no hands!!)
3. Be physically (and emotionally) closer to them and their hearts when hugging them.
4. Clean and rid their chests from anything with your tongue much more easily.
5. Stealth fuck without stupid flopping sound from boobs.
6. They can wear T-shirt without bra.
7. Flat chests will not sag when old and wrinkly.
8. Flat chests look cute.

Please tell me that you people like flat chested girls.. If you don't, you are stupid.

This is a successful thread. I am on your side, OP.

I agree.

An ex of mine had huge tits. Turns out she needed industrial-strength bras, and for good reason - while she wasn't wearing one they sagged horribly. It put me off large tits for life.

I was prepared to type out some sort of insulting/rebuking reply but I am at a loss.

Downside: no titfucks.

Horry shet, OP actually delivered. I'm impressed.

Yes, you have been enlightened. This is a good example. You are clever and good man.



My post contains only the truth and facts about delicious flat chests (DFC).

I plan to turn whoever the people at IB are to see the light, and the true path.

Whenever I see flat-chested cute girl on street, I tell myself, "All is right in the world."

All of this, I thought of writing a "you're fucking retarded" response when I saw the title but damn OP, you played me good.

You're doing it wrong then.

Titfuck is overrated. Get it once and you have gotten it all.



Yes, I like the DFC very much, and have studied it for years.

May I ask who is the cute little girlie in your avatar?

Nevada-tan

Come on man, I've seen porn of flat-chested asian girls trying to titfuck and, I mean, they're trying their hardest, but...



You could say the same thing about handjobs then.

>3D

What about buttjobs?

I feel sorry for the little girls. Both the dead one and Nevada-tan.

In fact, I watched a documentary on her recently, on one of the episodes of a series called "Crimson". Did not know that was Nevada-tan.

She will be released in 2013. I'm very curious to see what the Japanese media will do, whether to cover her release or let her live in peace. Wonder if she still looks like the cute little girl she once was.

I feel sad reading that though especially with kids involved. I'm such a softie.

idk, I haven't really perused asian buttjob porn that much. Now I'm tempted though just to see the results.

I don't mind either way.

Titfuck can be replaced with buttjob. What's better is that you are in control, unlike titfuck where you are at the mercy of the girl.

During buttjob if you can't stand it anymore, you can just slip it in.

Plus with flat-chested girls, when doing her from behind you can hug her very close as well, without stupid boobs getting in the way. Makes you feel happier, makes her feel happier. :)

^F'king this !

It's all about pussyjobs, mang. Once you're done getting teased just push it in. It's fucking hot sticking your dick between their legs without actual penetration.