Why flat-chested girls are the best

Try using minus.

>still using sadpanda

hahaha, oh wow

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I love flat chests.
Waha~

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The moment you dissed traps was the moment this thread went to shit.
You'd be surprised by how many Fakkuzas just love them delicius traps.

You sounded intelligent until that remark. So I don't like flat chests, I'm stupid now? A completely baseless assumption. Everyone has their own tastes. You can certainly argue and debate about them but I learned through my past conversations that calling someone stupid because they dont like something is really immature.

any ways, this is IB so I probably was too serious. Big tits are the best!

Big breasts are the best. That's what I said

Yes, I knew that calling people stupid if they don't share my view is stupid.

But I thought this wouldn't be an IB topic without the obligatory stupid baseless sentence.

I'll show you a perfect specimen of a very lickable flat-chested body:

1. Can nibble on their nipples with minimal maneuverability.
Seems to me like it would be harder to suck a flat-chested chicks nipples.
Like trying to suck on a wall or something.
2. It's hassle-free; don't need no hands. (Look Ma, no hands!!)
.....I'm not sure I understand this one. What is hassle free? You don't need hands, for what exactly?
3. Be physically (and emotionally) closer to them and their hearts when hugging them.
Even you can admit this is just one of those bullshit reasons to try and sound more valid.
4. Clean and rid their chests from anything with your tongue much more easily.
>licking dirt/cum off of a woman

5. Stealth fuck without stupid flopping sound from boobs.
If her tits are flopping around during stealth-sex, you're doing it wrong
6. They can wear T-shirt without bra.
False. Big-titted women wear shirts without bras all the time.
7. Flat chests will not sag when old and wrinkly.
This is the only one I can honestly give you.
8. Flat chests look cute.
Invalid. Subjective. I can say a pile of turds looks cute, doesn't make it a valid reason that a pile of turds is cooler than a cheeseburger or something

1. Why would it be harder? The nipples are protruding against a delicious flat chest.

2. You don't need to use your hands to stabalise the boobs (cause there is little boobs to do so) when trying to nibble on the nipples. You also don't need to use your hands to move around the boobs to get to different areas of the DFC.

3. This is one of the most unique and valid reasons here. Have you ever tried hugging a flat-chested girl for a long period of time from the front? It offers a whole different experience from other girls, and this is unique only to DFC.

4. It's up to you to lick whatever off her DFC, but I prefer licking off sweat or sugary treats.

5. No, with DFC you can fuck her brains out more vigorously without flopping sounds, making it more silent. Again a unique point that can only be done with DFC girls.

6. Actually this point refers to them doing so without being too obvious, because their breasts are not as pronounced. This is more an advantage to the DFC girl who can choose to be braless all the time.

7. Thanks.

8. Yes, it is subjective. But I'm obviously very biased, and you can see from my username and sig that I like the DFCs. So I wrote that down as a reason.

Different strokes for different folks