Worst Case Scenario

Users are often called Fakku's best friend but sometimes even the most domesticated user can turn viscous. Every year a startling 100,000 users are victims of troll attacks. their pack instinct makes two trolls twice as lethal If you find yourself in this situation there are a few key points to remember:
1.Stay calm
Trolls respond to panic
2.Try shouting commands
If the Troll has been domesticated it may respond to commands
3.A trolls main weapon is "The rebuttal"
Try posting comments that make the troll look bad that it can't respond to because the more users you have on your side the worse the troll looks

remember these rules the next time you encounter a troll and you'll be safe

Listen, who the fuck the are you calling a troll? Since when does fakku even have trolls. I didn't know that telling someone that they are fucking retarded and should not have kids was a bad thing. If we encourage stupid individuals then what's left in this world? Nothing but idiots. Ever heard of survival of the fittest? You should pick up a book sometime.

No it's just for the last two week I have been nothing but school work finals. This is my place where I can go to distract myself from the impending doom that I may fail English class since I suck are writing papers.

TWO DAYS LEFT TILL SCHOOLS OUT FOR SUMMER!

Then I will be back to my good ole self.

You see the rules can be applied here, he's obviously venting because his puppy died

No my puppy is down stairs living the dream. We feed my dogs steak for dinner.

このスレは何だ？お前、アホか？

I am 12 and what is this? I must be a fool.

lolwut.

Maybe he wants the translation?

It's like saying "Are you sure you know what you are talking about, you fool?"

If I am not mistaken anyway. Probably way off.

I'm impressed you can read that, no matter what it says.

I can't but google can. I can only read a few of the hiragana but not enough to make out what it says properly.

As time goes by, I'm beginning to be really afraid of google. That thing is very scary. I don't think it is of utmost importance if you don't understand everything he says, if you see what I mean ...

I said: "What the fuck is this thread? You dumb?"

Wasn't directed at you, lol. I was always under the impression you could speak some Jap though?

Google would have been Jesus's search engine. I think everyone uses it because at the time of it's creation it gave out better results than any other search engine. Now anyway it can give out some pretty retarded results that are not pertaining to my subject or random forum posts for websites.

Google translator sucks still for Japanese. It even leaves words untranslated sometimes which is just lol.



So I am just a god tier editor.

Yep...scary and stupid google. Now we shouldn't say that or else we might be censored by the mighty google.
Plus Nashrakh was being kind, which is happening a lot today :)

Lots of words aren't even in dictionaries in the first place... like sfx. Those give me a hard time because Japanese sfx are usually really fucked up (there's even sfx for spreading pussy lips and shit).

The idea of it is very funny...lol are sfx only for sounds and movements?