Yard Sale

Now, I am acting completely within the rules as I am not advertising, I am selling.

Welcome to this once in a lifetime opportunity ladies and gentlepersons, we have quite a selection for you today.

I would like to remind you all, no touching the merchandise until it has changed ownership.



I only have one of each item, so you buyers are going to have to be aggressive. Bid on the them, have discussions, convince your peers through verbal (or physical) proficiency that you are the rightful future owner of your desired item...

All sales are final, your money back is never guaranteed, and best of all, violence is a possibility.

I'm starting the bid on item #6 for $10,000.

Minimal increments are $1,000

What prices are you asking on objects 7, and 2?

I'll pay $20,000 for 6

I believe you gentlemen have to sort things out amongst yourselves.

$25,000 on #6

and $10 for #1

How old is the sister of this one "Rbz" fellow?

Also, item number 6, does it come with an instructions manual?

I must clear these doubts before I come forth and bid on an item. Please understand.

Old enough.


Er... sure.

$28,000 on #6
and $0.12 for 7

#1 sold to Ikaros for $10.

All you others are missing out on that chicken.

I see your $28,000 and raise it to $35,000.

Also I'll take #2 for $30.

FUCK YEAH, I GOT ME SOME CHICKEN.

I want #4 for....6 bucks. I mean, the cheapest part of a pet is buying it, and Dragons are expensive, thus buying the dragon itself must be cheap, right?

Also, I want it to be painted red, and it has to breath fire.

Number 7 is not about money. You must prove you're worthy of its ownership.

If i were to recieve #7 i would pimpslap her the way she deserves to be pimpslapped

and i'll pay $35 for #2
$50,000 for #6

and i'll pay $5 for the red pill

#4 sold to the new guy. Fortunately, the materials needed for preservation are sold by my company.

I'll give you some prime anime ass for #6.

#2 sold to Rob, the random businessman.

I'll buy #6 for