Yard Sale

Rbz · 2010-04-20T17:21:08+00:00

Now, I am acting completely within the rules as I am not advertising, I am selling. Welcome to this once in a lifetime opportunity ladies and gentlepersons, we have quite a selection for you today. I would like to remind you all, no touching the merchandise until it has changed ownership. Miscellaneous Object 1: (SOLD) Spoiler: Miscellaneous Object 2: (SOLD) Spoiler: Miscellaneous Object 3: (SOLD) Spoiler: Live dragon Miscellaneous Object 5: (SOLD) Spoiler: Portal to the anime world machine. Miscellaneous Object 7: (SOLD) Spoiler: I only have one of each item, so you buyers are going to have to be aggressive. Bid on the them, have discussions, convince your peers through verbal (or physical) proficiency that you are the rightful future owner of your desired item... All sales are final, your money back is never guaranteed, and best of all, violence is a possibility.

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TehMikuruSlave

15 years ago

I am interested in item #7, good sir. I would take your sister out to a nice sea food dinner, we would have a blast. Eventually we would get to the sex, and it would be glorious. I would hold her in my arms afterwards until she fell asleep, at which point I would brutally murder her and have sex with the corpse. ahem, "love" her tenderly.

Nashrakh Little White Butterflies Staff

15 years ago

TehMikuruSlave wrote...

at which point I would brutally murder her and have sex with the corpse.

Approved.

Catastrophe_DX

15 years ago

Nashrakh wrote...

TehMikuruSlave wrote...

at which point I would brutally murder her and have sex with the corpse.

Approved.

I approve of this approval.

Lamz0r

15 years ago

I offer my sister for #7.

Tribly

15 years ago

Yawn~ all the good items are sold. Tell me when's the next pile of merchandise is here.

GracefulDiscension.

15 years ago

The portal to the anime world. I want it.

Catastrophe_DX

15 years ago

GracefulDiscension. wrote...

The portal to the anime world. I want it.

You should ask nicely, GD.

GracefulDiscension.

15 years ago

Can I please buy the portal to the anime world >.>

Rbz

15 years ago

GracefulDiscension. wrote...

Can I please buy the portal to the anime world >.>

I don't know. Harmonian, can he please buy the portal to the anime world?

TehMikuruSlave wrote...

You know what, sure. You shall now have the rights to that card. I don't have a sister, but you definitely own that pink card.

Rbz wrote...

All sales are final, your money back is never guaranteed,

That is all ladies and gentlemen. I have what I want, and so do you.

The rest of the observers should feel free to discuss how unfortunate it is that they missed out on this once in a lifetime sale.

Quadratic

15 years ago

I will purhcase control of this thread for...
A shrubbery?

Catastrophe_DX

15 years ago

Inb4 Repost.

Nashrakh Little White Butterflies Staff

15 years ago

I'll take that pair of glasses for a dime.

Catastrophe_DX

15 years ago

I'll take the person Death Panda is eating for 10,000 Kilograms of raw flesh and guts.

flare_knight1

15 years ago

I got a Live F'ing Dragon! THIS IS AWESOME!

100/100: Dragon was suitably Vicious, and did indeed breath Fire. After kicking the crap out of it and painting it red, I proceeded to Discipline it using items also purchased from this company. The training was a Rousing Success, and now I am in line for a promotion at work because all my superiors keep ending up burned to a crisp or completely disappearing, for reasons that are OBVIOUSLY not my fault and NOT related to the Dragon I currently own whose stool consists of Suitcases and the occasional pair of spectacles.

Given the Chance, I would buy again. Is there a Female avaliable for breeding purposes?

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