DarkCrescent wrote...
Hmm, I sense a lie.
Well, that's because there is one. The hair pie eating.
1 He did not eat a girl out (Or did he?)
2 He did not eat an actual hair pie (Or did he?)
3 He did not literally eat a woman's vagina (Or did-no. No because that's just fucked up).
Since it's obvious AF loves sex too much to disgrace it with his violent cannibalistic tendencies, we know that, going by one's perception of what was said, there is at least
one lie here (until he is specific about what/who he licked/literally ate).