Soooooo.... I'm Allergic To Shrimp (FUUUUUUUUU)

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Sneakyone wrote...


I was looking through my glovebox and found a can of it, decided to see if it still worked and ended up getting some on my fingers, I bite my nails so one thing led to another.


....

-rubs temples-

...

I'm not quite sure what to say to that.
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Sneakyone wrote...
Lollikittie wrote...
Sneakyone wrote...
I got pepperspray on my lips last night, i wouldnt wish that on an enemy.


2 things.

1. How the fuck did you manage that, considering it's fucking pepper spray,

2. I feel bad that the OP made me lol. :<


I was looking through my glovebox and found a can of it, decided to see if it still worked and ended up getting some on my fingers, I bite my nails so one thing led to another.


Smooth move
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Lollikittie wrote...
Sneakyone wrote...


I was looking through my glovebox and found a can of it, decided to see if it still worked and ended up getting some on my fingers, I bite my nails so one thing led to another.


....

-rubs temples-

...

I'm not quite sure what to say to that.


not gonna lie read that as rubs nipples then i realized that makes no sense, guess i know where my mind is.
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artcellrox The Grey Knight :y
Sneakyone wrote...
Lollikittie wrote...
Sneakyone wrote...
I got pepperspray on my lips last night, i wouldnt wish that on an enemy.


2 things.

1. How the fuck did you manage that, considering it's fucking pepper spray,

2. I feel bad that the OP made me lol. :<


I was looking through my glovebox and found a can of it, decided to see if it still worked and ended up getting some on my fingers, I bite my nails so one thing led to another.


It didn't occur to you to wash your fingers right after touching that? 'Cause... you know, PEPPERSPRAY!
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Longevity wrote...


not gonna lie read that as rubs nipples then i realize that makes no sense, guess i know where my mind is.



Oh yeah.
You'd like that, wouldn't you.

[size=7]This instantly made me think of the Goodbye Horses scene in Clerks.

SoNowI'mListeningToItAndRubbingMyNipplesWhileStaringAtMyWebcamYup.[/h]
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Lollikittie wrote...
Longevity wrote...


not gonna lie read that as rubs nipples then i realize that makes no sense, guess i know where my mind is.



Oh yeah.
You'd like that, wouldn't you.

[size=7]This instantly made me think of the Goodbye Horses scene in Clerks.

SoNowI'mListeningToItAndRubbingMyNipplesWhileStaringAtMyWebcamYup.[/h]



And I said, "Oh no sir, I must say you're wrong,
I must disagree, Oh no sir, I must say you're wrong,
Won't you listen to me?"

Buffalo Bill did it better.
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Longevity wrote...


And I said, "Oh no sir, I must say you're wrong,
I must disagree, Oh no sir, I must say you're wrong,
Won't you listen to me?"

Buffalo Bill did it better.


o_o I.. don't.. unfamiliar.. with that.
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Lollikittie wrote...
Longevity wrote...


And I said, "Oh no sir, I must say you're wrong,
I must disagree, Oh no sir, I must say you're wrong,
Won't you listen to me?"

Buffalo did it better.


o_o I.. don't.. unfamiliar.. with that.


It's from silence of the lambs.

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animefreak_usa Child of Samael
Quit lying sneaky. You know far and well women can't shoot pepper spray straight when getting reap by you. Or you like dem spicy latins.
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Longevity wrote...
Lollikittie wrote...
Longevity wrote...


And I said, "Oh no sir, I must say you're wrong,
I must disagree, Oh no sir, I must say you're wrong,
Won't you listen to me?"

Buffalo did it better.


o_o I.. don't.. unfamiliar.. with that.


It's from silence of the lambs.



Good bye horses...
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I fucking love shrimp.
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Makes you grow big and strong.

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Sabruui wrote...
Longevity wrote...
Lollikittie wrote...
Longevity wrote...


And I said, "Oh no sir, I must say you're wrong,
I must disagree, Oh no sir, I must say you're wrong,
Won't you listen to me?"

Buffalo did it better.


o_o I.. don't.. unfamiliar.. with that.


It's from silence of the lambs.



Good bye horses...


oh boy im in the weird side of fakku againg.
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You shouldn't be eating $120 of ramen anyways. You'll die from stomach cancer.
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yurixhentai wrote...
Makes you grow big and strong.
Spoiler:



What the fuck was that.......
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PrincessTristan wrote...
yurixhentai wrote...
Makes you grow big and strong.
Spoiler:



What the fuck was that.......


Ika-chan on a fucking rampage
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Allergies are for pussies ^__^
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guammastermind671 Da RL Lurker at FAKKU
Shinzumakami wrote...
Well while enjoying a cup of noodles today (Shrimp flavored) my lips like always got plumped. Usually I thought its because the noodles was hot. But after my throat swelled up I went to see a doctor and it turns out I'm allergic to shrimp...... This would be fine and dandy if 75% of my pantry wasn't Shrimp cup of noodles. I'm just wondering what do I do with $120 worth of shrimp noodles?


Ok I got a good idea...Pack all of the shrimp noodles. Then do one of two things.

1 - go back and return it

2 - Ask jacob if you can trade it for something on the fakku store.

It just might work :)
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How about you try this OP, eat something else that will fill your stomach a little THEN eat the shrimp.
Never eat shrimp when you're hungry
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Damoz ~Not A User~
I suggest donation, but that wouldn't get your money back :/
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