What would you're last words be?

I hold the hands of my parents and tell them this:
"Mom, Dad, thank you, for giving me life and not giving up on me"

If it was just me alone:
"Now that my spirit will be set free, I hope I can travel to the path of Heaven and enjoy the pleasure of Eternity with my loved ones."

But my real words:
"I guess this is the end, oh well, I did what I could and I am thankful."

"To my family and friends, I love you all. To my best friend ::inserts name::......remember to burn that bag under my bed and destroy my computer and any of my hard drives and thumb drives ASAP."

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I'll be back in five.

"Don't worry. It was bound to happen anyways." - My Logical Mindset.
"Don't worry, your about to join me" - My Evil Mindset

*Raises by hand to the sky*
"Those wings... I want them too." my Reference Mindset

I could go on, but insead I'll finish with a dying speach.

"I lived this life with deep thought. I had fun, shed tear, faced disaster, and much much more. Maybe I'll find the answers I've been searching for or maybe I will just be sleeping in a dark abyss for eternity, but one thing is clear to me. No matter where I end up this life was not wasted, and it was not easily thrown away. It's never going to be thrown away. Even when death comes for me my life... my life is given... to the ones deep in my heart. Goodbye... or maybe it's hello... since it's a new beginning..."

To my children: Love long and hard and never stop being who you are whether it sways with the wind or stands firm like a tree
To my beloved: I love you so much and I wish I could have been with you til your end
In General to whoever:Cherish always those you love

I hope I can become a star

"Goodbye......" *after a long silence suddenly jumps up and scares the shit out of people* "Gotcha, bitch! I'm not going to-" *dies*

Well, this sucks.

"Bury me with my money."

Just kidding. I'm sure it will either be very situational (like 'holy shi--') or very drawn out and thought of ('well kids... before I go, I got a few things to say...').

Delete my browser history . . .

Honestly this:

I wonder what awaits me after the death?

Another life or adventure?

Depends in the manner in which I die.

Peaceful death on bed would be like, 'freedom, at last'.

Being murdered, laugh manically to scare the murderer O_O

Randomly die of heart attack or likewise situation, 'Ha, I knew this would happen'

Ashes to ashes
Dust to dust
This world i leave is full on untrust
As my flesh scatters
The world will still be unjust
I say goodbye to life in a manner with all regret
Just another soul with departing to the end

I would say: See you guys around, I'm going to have a 'friendly' word with him.

'Crap, I fucked up big time. Should have recalculated that fall.' Or something of the like, right after doing something mindbogglingly crazy. :D

my porn is..... under.... the bed *deadface*

Bury me in a very hard coffin so the Ghost Busters don't come after me.

"respawn in... 5... 4... 3... 2..."

or maybe

"if you're worried about inheritence then worry not, i hid $500,000 under the..."