My last dream was pretty...weird.
I somehow had to go into prostitution, and right before I was about to meet my first client, there was an eclipse. People started freaking out, and the MILF who was keeping an eye on me/leading me to the room told me to go to the front room of the brothel. Both my first boyfriend from high school (I'll call him J) and my current boyfriend (A) were there, except my current bf looked...dark and edgy, but in a really attractive, dominant kind of way. I felt myself being pulled towards him (body moved without me making it), as J apologized to me and told me he loved me. My eyes met with those of my current bf's, and instead of his usual bright blue eyes, they were a deeper, darker blue. (hnnggh) I somehow started speaking and looked at my ex, saying "I'm sorry J, but I'm in love with A..." and felt myself get really warm. I felt myself being lifted and I floated towards my bf, and then there was this really intense arousing feeling rushing through me, as he smirked at me and held me in his arms.
Meanwhile, there was a sudden blizzard outside, and for whatever reason, everyone in the building had to leave and stand outside in the quickly piling snow. Everyone circled around me, my ex, and my current, just watching what was going on. J looked devastated, and I just laughed and kissed A. As I kissed him, I felt possessed by something really...evil? But it felt amazing, so I didn't mind.
Now here comes the really weird part. A gave me a handful of cherries, and told me to go around the corner, eat them, and put the seeds into the snow in a heart shape. After doing that, the seeds spouted tentacles that wrapped around me and started fucking me slowly at first. I glanced around to where he was, and I saw him killing everyone, but wasn't disturbed in the slightest. I actually got more aroused seeing how easily he did it, in a very Devil May Cry style. The eclipse ended, but the sun was a very dark and ominous red, almost blood red. When A came around the corner, he smiled and kissed me, saying that this moment marked the beginning of our new world, and that he had to go take care of some things. He told me to "be good" and put a blue, pearl-like thing in my pussy after taking out the tentacle that was there, then left.
The tentacles started to fuck me harder, faster, and went deeper and deeper. (just the way I like it ;D lol)
One of them wrapped around my neck and choked me slowly, making me cum. The fucking continued, and with every time I had an orgasm, the pearl grew in size, eventually stretching me out and filling me up. This went on for quite a while, never giving me time to rest, leaving me in a state of constant orgasmic bliss. (yay~)
When my bf came back, he gave me the most beautiful, heartwarming smile and praised me, saying I was the world's best little cumslut as he hugged me and ran his fingers through my hair. He put a wedding ring on me, and it was silver with a mini version of the blue pearl on it. I don't remember the details of this part very clearly, but I do remember us having the most amazing, post demonic wedding ceremony sex. Then the world ended in fire, and I gave birth to the pearl egg thing, which had our kid in it. The egg hatched and I held our child lovingly as we went home to our little apartment where I breastfed the baby boy while watching my bf play Borderlands 2.
What the fuck.
It's like...all the tentacle porn I've ever seen, mixed with middle school dark-and-edgyness, and my love for my boyfriend. Whaaaaaat.