Normal English text:
Well the story is, me and my friends are going to the mall and we saw a weird stand there with an old Japanese man serving some weird food. I ordered the noodles and some of my friends ordered an uncooked fish and it tastes like shit and it's called a "Sushi". When I tasted it I almost puke because of the disgusting flavor of the food. Well I tried to eat it and tastes sucks.
Gangsta English text:
Well tha rap is, me n' mah playaz is goin ta tha mall n' we saw a weird stand there wit a oldschool Japanese playa servin some weird chicken n' you know I be eatin up dat shizzle all muthafuckin day, biatch. I be fly as a gangbangin' falcon, soarin all up in tha sky dawwwwg! I ordered tha noodlez n' a shitload of mah playaz ordered a uncooked fish n' it tastes like shiznit n' itz called a "Sushi". When I smoked it I almost puke cuz of tha disgustin flavor of tha chicken n' you know I be eatin up dat shizzle all muthafuckin day, biatch. I be fly as a gangbangin' falcon, soarin all up in tha sky dawwwwg! Well I tried ta smoke it n' tastes sucks.