Assholes

We all know one, or two, or maybe an entire city's worth. The ones who do the retrded things for the own benefit, and end up fucking things up for everyone.

A few days ago, it was a normal day. Not a very interesting day, but normal. My street barely gets any traffic, so when I heard the screeching and a crash in the middle of the night, I pulled a Dane Cook, and yelled "WHERE THE HELL ARE MY SHOES?!" I found them and ran outside. Turns out someone crashed. Into the tree in our front yard. We called 911, he was taken to the hospital, and the cops did an investigation. Turns out his bearings for the steering fucked up, and he lost control. So the next day, the person's out of the hospital, and he comes to visit us. We invite him in, give him coffee, and ask what he came here for. He said that he's gonna sue us, for letting a tree grow in our front yard, that he hit.

So yeah, we're waiting to see what'll happen, but I lol'd, then realized he was serious, and lol'd. Then I realized that he's a douchefuck. So yeah...

Any stories like this?

What an Fucking dick, A car crashed through my fence back in 2004 luckily the guy driving it was okay, He was not drunk his floor mat pinned the gas peddle down
and he could not get it off and he had to make choice, Either continue on ahead and risk crashing into traffic or crash into our fence and stop the vehicle. Lucky the guy who was driving the car was not a dick his dad rebuilt are fence free of charge.

Why dun you just sue him back for crashing into your treasured tree?

If you live in the US be careful.
There are stories
True stories.

1. This underage chick wanted to go to a club, but the security said no. The club has a washroom built below the ground level and has a window that's just at the foot of you if your standing on the ground level. Well the chick decided to break the window and crawl in. Landed head first. Got a concussion. Sued the club, and won the case...

2. A robber broke into a house through the ventilation. The home owner had one of those knifeholders that makes the knives point up. Well the robber got poked by one of the knives, scared shitless, and fell down. NOT ON THE KNIVES, he luckily kicked it over before he fell. So he broke his leg and stuff. Sued the homeowner for having a knifeholder there. and WON

Your tree probably save his life and the lives of the people that he would have killed if he crashed into a house.

This guy hits me with his car. He drives me home and since my mom wasnt there so we couldnt talk about it, says that he'll come back the next day but he didnt show up.

The judge would be like wtf is this shit *facepalm*

I wonder if a lawyer gave him such an advice.

I hope he doesnt win, and I hope you dont get to pay him. But this will cause you issues, I mean youd have to respond to this and I dont know... you might end up with lawyer fees?

Another douchey court move:



sauce

I remember one time me and my friend were walking out in the desert(most of our area at the time was desert anyway) and this dude riding a quad comes behind us and clips us. Apparently i got knocked out for a minute and the dude said he was gonna get some help and shit cause he didnt see us through his visor and that asshole just left me there trying to limp home with my friend. luckiily i think i got a ride home that night.

Just to let you know: The court can fuck up your life and they're not as wise as you may credit them. There are many cases where injustice was served instead and people get away with it because the jury don't know their shit. Don't fuck with them, just be as logical and sympathetic as possible and make them comfortable.

But in your case, I hope the judge would laugh his ass off when the accuser presents his issue.

Deleting my Lost Planet 2, Final Episode Trailer thread.....
....because there already was one, which has been dead for over a week....
I was just putting the mos recent trailer out there, but that asshole had to lock my thread because he already made one. Again, OVER A WEEK DEAD.

It's not really my thread getting locked that made me mad, I'm mad cuz it got locked because there was a similar, unupdated, DEAD thread that was already made.
I'd understand if there was an LP2 thread that was still on the first 2 pages, but not if it was un-updated and definately not if it was dead.

I hate you Yushi. You go to Hell. Die, and go to Hell.


Details, if you wanna know.

So... your saying that idiots run your justice system?
In our country:
case 1: would be like this, the chick would be a laughing stock for the rest of her life and she can't sue the club for her stupidity coz no judge in our country that is dumb enough to even read the said case.

case 2. the robber will be long dead by the time the police arrive, coz in our country its legal to kill robbers inside and out your property.

on the case about the guy who crashed the tree, he would also be dead or beaten up after he said the "I'm gonna sue you for letting a tree grow on your front yard."


@Quadratic;

Pls update us on what happened next.

i agree, counter sue for damaging your tree. go out and take pictures of your tree where he hit it. if that dumb bitch won against McDeath for that coffee thing, anything is possible.

Let's just say, it's a strong tree.

I can't even see any damage.

You should at least be able to get him to pay for your legal fees.