Assholes
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Quadratic wrote...
We all know one, or two, or maybe an entire city's worth. The ones who do the retrded things for the own benefit, and end up fucking things up for everyone.A few days ago, it was a normal day. Not a very interesting day, but normal. My street barely gets any traffic, so when I heard the screeching and a crash in the middle of the night, I pulled a Dane Cook, and yelled "WHERE THE HELL ARE MY SHOES?!" I found them and ran outside. Turns out someone crashed. Into the tree in our front yard. We called 911, he was taken to the hospital, and the cops did an investigation. Turns out his bearings for the steering fucked up, and he lost control. So the next day, the person's out of the hospital, and he comes to visit us. We invite him in, give him coffee, and ask what he came here for. He said that he's gonna sue us, for letting a tree grow in our front yard, that he hit.
So yeah, we're waiting to see what'll happen, but I lol'd, then realized he was serious, and lol'd. Then I realized that he's a douchefuck. So yeah...
Any stories like this?
I suggest you get money for damages to your property and also have him pay your attorney's fees after you win. Which you will, unless he gets an extremely good lawyer who pulls some bullshit, even then highly doubt it. Oh and yeah, this didn't surprise me, my family is full of lawyers and most cases are someone who's not suing for any rational reason, but because they're all emotional over what ever happened.
Quadratic wrote...
Kay, been resolved.
The judge literally facepalm'd and told him to GTFO...
It was epic.
Haha, it's always fun when you get a judge that pretty much says "Get this shit out of my courthouse".
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Quadratic wrote...
Kay, been resolved.The judge literally facepalm'd and told him to GTFO...
It was epic.
Pic or it didn't happened... kidding, you should have it on vid or pic. I wanna see that assholes face when the judge told him so gtfo.
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Vio wrote...
Another douchey court move:An Australian man was acquitted of rape Friday when a jury ruled there had to be "collaboration" to remove the woman's tight size 6 skinny jeans.
Nicholas Gonzales, 23, admitted to having sex with the 24-year-old accuser, but insisted it was consensual.
The woman said Gonzales pushed her on his bed and held her down against her will, the Daily Mail reported.
"I struggled to try to get up for a while and then he undid my jeans and he pulled them off," she testified.
Gonzales' lawyer pressed her, saying it would be "difficult for skinny jeans to be taken off by someone else unless the wearer's assisting, collaborating, consenting."
"I would disagree," the woman replied.
Nicholas Gonzales, 23, admitted to having sex with the 24-year-old accuser, but insisted it was consensual.
The woman said Gonzales pushed her on his bed and held her down against her will, the Daily Mail reported.
"I struggled to try to get up for a while and then he undid my jeans and he pulled them off," she testified.
Gonzales' lawyer pressed her, saying it would be "difficult for skinny jeans to be taken off by someone else unless the wearer's assisting, collaborating, consenting."
"I would disagree," the woman replied.
sauce
Similar story in Italy, where a judge declared it consensual sex even if the girl was being raped because she was wearing tight ass jeans and had to take it off herself for the rapist to do anything...And now April 28th is Denim Day at my college.
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this is the ultmate. i was at the park when with my friends the park is kind of like a social club because of there are so many diffent types of people there and we all get along. anyway i was just chillin meeting new people when i meet a girl. i took one look at her and said wow. she looked just like a she was from a anime or something she looked so cute and she was really hyper and funny. i liked her from the start and i pritty sure she liked me. anyway it she way playing with my afro (yeah im black) when a load of dicks came along and started making fun of her because they beat her up a week ago ( you know like brave people).
this is were the shit starts.
i steped in to stop them from hitting again i started making some jokes. thinking mabye if i make them lol they will go away or stop being dicks to us. that didnt work they got pissed and five of them bet me up and then started staping on my head when i was down.
now heres the real killer part.
i stayed in for 3-4 day to so they didnt it again. i went back out side i went to find her and ask her out (after what i done for her she couldnt say no). to find out that the day before i asked some other guy asked her and she said yes. this was her first boyfriend so she jumped to it i guess. this guy is real nice to so i cant really say he is a dick or any thing and i dont think she is going to dump him any time sone. god i hate assholes
this is were the shit starts.
i steped in to stop them from hitting again i started making some jokes. thinking mabye if i make them lol they will go away or stop being dicks to us. that didnt work they got pissed and five of them bet me up and then started staping on my head when i was down.
now heres the real killer part.
i stayed in for 3-4 day to so they didnt it again. i went back out side i went to find her and ask her out (after what i done for her she couldnt say no). to find out that the day before i asked some other guy asked her and she said yes. this was her first boyfriend so she jumped to it i guess. this guy is real nice to so i cant really say he is a dick or any thing and i dont think she is going to dump him any time sone. god i hate assholes
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Quadratic wrote...
Kay, been resolved.The judge literally facepalm'd and told him to GTFO...
It was epic.
I want to see the video.
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nukerofface wrote...
this is the ultmate. i was at the park when with my friends the park is kind of like a social club because of there are so many diffent types of people there and we all get along. anyway i was just chillin meeting new people when i meet a girl. i took one look at her and said wow. she looked just like a she was from a anime or something she looked so cute and she was really hyper and funny. i liked her from the start and i pritty sure she liked me. anyway it she way playing with my afro (yeah im black) when a load of dicks came along and started making fun of her because they beat her up a week ago ( you know like brave people). this is were the shit starts.
i steped in to stop them from hitting again i started making some jokes. thinking mabye if i make them lol they will go away or stop being dicks to us. that didnt work they got pissed and five of them bet me up and then started staping on my head when i was down.
now heres the real killer part.
i stayed in for 3-4 day to so they didnt it again. i went back out side i went to find her and ask her out (after what i done for her she couldnt say no). to find out that the day before i asked some other guy asked her and she said yes. this was her first boyfriend so she jumped to it i guess. this guy is real nice to so i cant really say he is a dick or any thing and i dont think she is going to dump him any time sone. god i hate assholes
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nukerofface wrote...
nukerofface wrote...
this is the ultimate. i was at the park when with my friends the park is kind of like a social club because of there are so many different types of people there and we all get along. anyway i was just chillin meeting new people when i meet a girl. i took one look at her and said wow. she looked just like a she was from a anime or something she looked so cute and she was really hyper and funny. i liked her from the start and i pretty sure she liked me. anyway it she way playing with my afro (yeah i'm black) when a load of dicks came along and started making fun of her because they beat her up a week ago ( you know like brave people). this is were the shit starts.
i stepped in to stop them from hitting again i started making some jokes. thinking maybe if i make them lol they will go away or stop being dicks to us. that didn't work they got pissed and five of them bet me up and then started stepping on my head when i was down.
now here's the real killer part.
i stayed in for 3-4 day to so they didn't it again. i went back out side i went to find her and ask her out (after what i done for her she couldn't say no). to find out that the day before i asked some other guy asked her and she said yes. this was her first boyfriend so she jumped to it i guess. this guy is real nice to so i cant really say he is a dick or any thing and i don't think she is going to dump him any time soon. god i hate assholes
Too long, did not read.
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I am Antw0n wrote...
Deleting my Lost Planet 2, Final Episode Trailer thread.....Spoiler:
I hate you Yushi. You go to Hell. Die, and go to Hell.
Details, if you wanna know.
Spoiler:
He most likely locked it due to the fact there was already a LP2 thread made. Therefore there was no need to make another one so thus locked yours. If you have something to add on to LP2, add it to his dont waste your time and make a new one. Simple? No?.
Anyway. I hope the judge overlooks this and you dont lose to this Idiot who was dumb enough to smash into your precious tree that you probably had many cherished times with.
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NEXUS
Since 2010
nukerofface wrote...
assholes are allway so assholeishYup! and they will never stop too.