BEST JOB EVER

I`m a lifeguard (yes i can swim, im so tired of people saying you can swim? just because im black!!!)

Pros-


Any way my job is so fucking awsome, i usually work from 1:00-5:00 (first years usually only work half days) and my hourly rate is $7.41 and i get paid every thursday.

i`ve been working for a month and havnt had to save anyone yet. I`m basically getting paid to blow my whistle an talk to girls,

also the concession stand girls are super nice, we get free candy and slushies and everyone gets there own individual 30 minute break, and if we have to close early due to bad weather we go home early and still get paid full time

also the pool i work at is in the middle of the hood. So i do my best to be a positive role model for all the innercity youth who come to the pool. feel like i make a difference lol

Cons-
Not everyon respects us

sometimes we actully have to save people (not me but the other guards have)

God awful heat

some patrons are so incredibly stupid and ignorant

have to clean locker rooms (just spray disinfectant and mop)


edit: sorrounded by fucking jailbait

$7.41? is that really minimum wage in the states?
When I worked at KFC back when I was 16 I made $9.12 per hour and got a raise
within 3 months to $11.25 but then again you get paid more to do a shittier job.
And in your case I'd say its good pay for a low stress job.

Poor Hinata. There has to be some legal ones there. Otherwise there is always there mums.

Do you know how much so? Because I live in Canada. Are dollar is almost at par
with the US dollar but because we are below your USD's we pay more so I would
imagine that is why I got payed so much for a shitty part time job.

Thank you for the info. In Canada minimum is (Atleast I still think it is) $8.00 to $9.00
depending on the province.

theres plenty of legal women, but some of the teens have porn star bodies, and the most i can do with that is a slap on the ass

Can you choose any time to be you break time? Say some one is drowning and you go "Yeah...my break starts now"

BLAH BLAH BLAH awesome job.

I was thinking about something regarding something, I forget.

REGARDING THIS, However.

Me and Vowels got to teach you a class on 'Not fucking caring about age'; I mean, really, I has a sad you haven't done it yet.

Morals are such a cockblock to people who aren't like me and Vowels.

Plus, what about the Concession Stand Girls?

Guess he hasn't even tried yet because he knows he won't get any in the first place.

Young chicks just don't dig old men with saggy cheeks and a nice round belly in red life guard briefs.

I haven't talked to you in a while Nash, I completely forgot you were in this group too

You just say that because he's black.

Hinata, my advice to you is to do whatever you think you can get away with. Just because it's illegal doesn't mean you can't do it, you just have to do it carefully.

It is only illegal if you get caught!

Fukken Lucky

I thought the guy who got this had the best job.

Legal age for consent here in NZ is 16.

Yeeaaaaa. It feels so wrong, yet so right at the same time.

Tell me. It's 14 over here.

Actually the gov't says it has to be 5.35 minimum but each state can raise that amount to whatever they can afford. Like Alabama minimum wage is 7.25