Best Way to Stay Awake

Real men don't need sleep.

Masturbating to panty-shots.

My cousin makes this stuff called "yellow suicide". At first I was like, OMG will you die? Turns out he mixes yellow gatorade and vodka. Supposedly it keeps him "awake", actually it quite the opposite because you get drunk, and that leads to sleeping it off. SLEEPING IS NOT THE SAME AS STAYING AWAKE.

My method of staying awake-

Drink coffee
Cold Showers
Starve yourself
Drink cold water
Punch yourself
Listen to music as loud as you can
Play a frustrating game
Play an addicting game
Eat a lot of sugar
Shut up and Explode.

Have your neighbor throw a party that lasts until 5 AM every single night for 3 weeks in a row.

When I was fourteen I could stay up 24 hours easily, all I needed was caffeine and the internet.

So, youth.

I sleep for about 10~20 minutes then I am usually awake. Little sleep to defeat the big sleep.

Extremely cold water on my head or doing something physical to get my adrenaline going ;)

I wouldn't recommend it. Not just because of the health issues, but because its unreliable. Coke can, sometimes, keep you up for like a day or two and, other times, you'll be asleep in a matter of hours. It applies to cook-up and crack too.

My best bet is to conserve your energy. Shit that gives you a boost are more likely to use more energy than they give. That being said, you can use them if you know how long you're intending to stay up and come up with a plan that works within your natural capabilities, but not if you want to go for a personal best or some kind of record. Some meditation techniques are really good because they are meant to keep you in a conscious state while using as little energy as possible and/or rejuvenate yourself in the process.

I never actually kept a record which is a little odd for me, but I've been able to stay awake for somewhere in the neighborhood of 5 days. If you can make it to the point where your body starts to say, "Fuck you, I'm going to sleep," you start to have some crazy hallucinations.

I like Left 4 Dead, Halo 3, lots of water, and maybe a little exercise. That usually does it for me.

Pepsi/Mountain Dew, Coffee, Music, Playing S4 League, FAKKU!(duh!), Chatting with friends...and watching or reading anime/manga...

CoD World at War Nazi Zombies would do the trick for me. Same with L4D or any other game that's fun.

Someone needs to explain to me how fapping keeps you awake. buuuurger

coffee, and will power, mostly coffee.

I see you're a fan of Chuck Norris too.

My method for staying awake is not going to sleep.
There, that do anything for ya?

(But seriously, I just never feel sleepy until I get in a bed. I only go to sleep because I know I have to.)

Hmm, I feel less sleepier after... you know, doing the obvious.

Works for me, but YMMV.