CHOOSE WISELY.
Which of these scenarios would you prefer to be in?
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Post-Apocalypse scenario, it would be awesome. Like Fallout, I'd whatever the fuck I wanted. Although there wouldn't be much to do if everything's nearly destroyed.
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Medieval Rambo sounds interesting. Can a tank that only requires one person count as a gun of choice?
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Zero_Hour wrote...
Medieval Rambo sounds interesting. Can a tank that only requires one person count as a gun of choice? Rofl
I would also go with the Medieval Rambo.
I would hide my car and equipment in a cave and become a mercenary, gathering fame and fortune as the guy that speaks strange and wears a black cloak and yells "I'm a lead farmer mother fucker!" right before he pulls out two strange weapons from the cloak and kills everybody.
After I have gained enough skill and money I would recruit street children and train them with the modern weapons I had made with my computer. I would do this for years, sending my underlings out to do mercenary work and gaining even more wealth and eventually starting my own Hamlet defended with machine guns and electric solar powered fences. Only people with an IQ of 110 or higher would then be able to live in my Hamlet and every one there would receive education that would improve every day until it reaches the level of today.
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I'm gonna have to go with alien ground invasion, more specificly the one where we invade them. By then, long distance space travel would already be possible. Whether it is aliens invading or the other way around, it is a whole new chapter for the human race.
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Zombie apocalypse, duh.
Just to see if I could really survive, both mentally and physically, or end up dying like the poor souls before me.
Just to see if I could really survive, both mentally and physically, or end up dying like the poor souls before me.
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luinthoron
High Priest of Loli
SurvivorType wrote...
Medieval Rambo. You could somehow gear yourself up like Ash in Evil Dead 3.The whole Medieval Rambo description there just screams of Ash, doesn't it? :D
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[font=Verdana][color=green]In all honesty, the easiest one to survive on is the Dinosaur one. We still live in a time with electricity, running water, gas and modern technology. There aren't that many of them either, and for the most part, they would be quite large, so it won't be too hard to avoid confrontation if need be. The only problem would be the smaller, quicker Dinosaurs; in a pack they would prove a far more dangerous foe than the larger dinosaurs as they quickly swarm and overwhelm us.
Plan of action: before the bastards reach our town, obviously establishing a stronghold would be the wisest thing to do. The ideal location would be in the centre of town, surrounded by many other buildings in which hiding could be done if a dinosaur comes near to the stronghold and we happen to have left the stronghold to scout and survey the area. If it's a too open area, sure the dinosaurs could be seen from a far away distance, but it is also granting the dinosaurs, especially the large ones, too much mobility if we need to "negotiate" our ways around them.
Of course, there's the problem of a food shortage. If it does come to a scenario where we would actually need to hunt the dinosaurs in order to survive, our focus would be on the slower, larger herbivores. Even though, being large and with a thick hide, they would be tough to kill, our superior numbers should prove quite effective. Weapons of choice? Well, seeing as you didn't include guns in the guideline, our weapons would have to be modern day sports equipment; namely using javelins as spears being the weapon of choice.
So yeah, that's what I've quickly drafted up now.
Plan of action: before the bastards reach our town, obviously establishing a stronghold would be the wisest thing to do. The ideal location would be in the centre of town, surrounded by many other buildings in which hiding could be done if a dinosaur comes near to the stronghold and we happen to have left the stronghold to scout and survey the area. If it's a too open area, sure the dinosaurs could be seen from a far away distance, but it is also granting the dinosaurs, especially the large ones, too much mobility if we need to "negotiate" our ways around them.
Of course, there's the problem of a food shortage. If it does come to a scenario where we would actually need to hunt the dinosaurs in order to survive, our focus would be on the slower, larger herbivores. Even though, being large and with a thick hide, they would be tough to kill, our superior numbers should prove quite effective. Weapons of choice? Well, seeing as you didn't include guns in the guideline, our weapons would have to be modern day sports equipment; namely using javelins as spears being the weapon of choice.
So yeah, that's what I've quickly drafted up now.
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Post-Apocalypse for me. Why? Simply because i love the setting, heck, i even wrote a short story once which was set in a post-apocalyptic world. It probably seems the most realistic to me, ergo i don't dismiss the thought. Besides, in a world where everything's been turned to nothing, even a nobody could become someone of great importance >
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Flaser
OCD Hentai Collector
Elit3Fla5h wrote...
Zero_Hour wrote...
Medieval Rambo sounds interesting. Can a tank that only requires one person count as a gun of choice? Rofl
I would also go with the Medieval Rambo.
I would hide my car and equipment in a cave and become a mercenary, gathering fame and fortune as the guy that speaks strange and wears a black cloak and yells "I'm a lead farmer mother fucker!" right before he pulls out two strange weapons from the cloak and kills everybody.
After I have gained enough skill and money I would recruit street children and train them with the modern weapons I had made with my computer. I would do this for years, sending my underlings out to do mercenary work and gaining even more wealth and eventually starting my own Hamlet defended with machine guns and electric solar powered fences. Only people with an IQ of 110 or higher would then be able to live in my Hamlet and every one there would receive education that would improve every day until it reaches the level of today.
Umm... sorry, but nope.
Do you have *any* idea how scary medieval knights were?
Those guys trained for warfare all their life. No, they were not stupid, hauling collections of plate... we're talking about the medieval equivalent of a main battle tank: strong, fast, practically invulnerable.
Sure you could kill them with ease if they came into range unaware ...once. They wouldn't make the same mistake twice.
Afterwards they'd starve you to death, killings your peons in the night, poisoning your wells scaring away whatever trade partners you've managed to secure.
Once again: medieval people were *not* stupid. We're talking about people with the equivalent training of having fought in several wars *and* being a West Point graduate. *Really* scary fuckers.
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jmason
Curious and Wondering
I'd go with Medieval Rambo.
Why? First, I got a car. And guns. And a trunk full of ammo. Although I won't go run amok with the gun. And as you say, a wind-up laptop. I can be, like, rewriting history back here.
Fancy being the catalyst for a Wild West-style 12th Century England. I'm gonna be like Nicolas Cage in Lord of War, the man you want when you need a gun. I'd use my technology to make guns. I'd start small, like a gun shop. But when people soon realize I got a little motherfucker that can kill shit from a distance, I'd get money to move on to rifles, Gatling guns and snipers.
The car? If I can choose I'd have a limousine... but if not, any car will do as long as it ain't a Beetle. Then since, no gasoline up in this 'ol English shit, I'd treat it like a carriage run by 8 horses. Modified to have a horse driver up front.
God-awful conditions? With that kind of power, I'd make it god-awful only for the rest of them - mine, I live like a rock star.
Why? First, I got a car. And guns. And a trunk full of ammo. Although I won't go run amok with the gun. And as you say, a wind-up laptop. I can be, like, rewriting history back here.
Fancy being the catalyst for a Wild West-style 12th Century England. I'm gonna be like Nicolas Cage in Lord of War, the man you want when you need a gun. I'd use my technology to make guns. I'd start small, like a gun shop. But when people soon realize I got a little motherfucker that can kill shit from a distance, I'd get money to move on to rifles, Gatling guns and snipers.
The car? If I can choose I'd have a limousine... but if not, any car will do as long as it ain't a Beetle. Then since, no gasoline up in this 'ol English shit, I'd treat it like a carriage run by 8 horses. Modified to have a horse driver up front.
God-awful conditions? With that kind of power, I'd make it god-awful only for the rest of them - mine, I live like a rock star.
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Higufuuindo
The Enlightened
I had a hard time to choose between "survivor post-apocalypse" and "stranded on a desert island" but inevitably I chose the first one.
Why? A chance to build a new world from a scratch just sounds way much cooler than sitting on a beach arguing who's gonna eat that last coconut.
Why? A chance to build a new world from a scratch just sounds way much cooler than sitting on a beach arguing who's gonna eat that last coconut.
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Medieval Rambo. It just seems like the most controllable situation where I wouldn't necessarily be immediate killed by something brainless.
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The epic use of shift and Jurassic Park led me to pick "Dinosaurs EVERYWHERE!"
Seems like it would be the most thrilling of the options.
Seems like it would be the most thrilling of the options.
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Lurkin247 wrote...
I'll do zombie apocalypse if I can have a suit like isaac from DS2...To reinforce my decision.
Why zombies are useless.
Yea, their still dangerous but It does make sense.