Comedic Things That Made Your Day
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*he gives me a caffeinated tea with 150mg of caffeine*
10-15 mins later *he offers me a Mt. Dew Code Red*
Me: "I can't I'm on the biggest caffeine rush, I had two Mt. Dew Kickstarts at work, I really need one of those Bob Marley 'go to sleep' teas later haha"
*he leaves to go to the fridge and comes back*
Me: "Hmm?"
Him: *offers me Bob Marley tea*
Me: "Wtf you have those?! Hahaha you're like a portable 7/11"
10-15 mins later *he offers me a Mt. Dew Code Red*
Me: "I can't I'm on the biggest caffeine rush, I had two Mt. Dew Kickstarts at work, I really need one of those Bob Marley 'go to sleep' teas later haha"
*he leaves to go to the fridge and comes back*
Me: "Hmm?"
Him: *offers me Bob Marley tea*
Me: "Wtf you have those?! Hahaha you're like a portable 7/11"
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I found a Facebook profile by the name of Shaquanna Bonquishaa
https://www.facebook.com/shaquana.larizza.3
Her posts made my day, xD.
https://www.facebook.com/shaquana.larizza.3
Her posts made my day, xD.
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I was explaining our Pro Coverage to an older gentleman customer and I accidentally slipped a "shit" in there. I try and be professional at work, especially when talking to older customers but it went something like this
Me: "So it covers against accidents, you know you drop it, someone steps on it... all that shit..."
Him: *starts laughing hard*
Me: "I am so sorry O_O... I didn't mean to say it that way... omg... stuff, all that STUFF"
Him: *laughing harder* "I'll take it I'll take it hahaahahaha"
Me: *blushing*
>.< at least he wasn't mad that I just swore at him
Me: "So it covers against accidents, you know you drop it, someone steps on it... all that shit..."
Him: *starts laughing hard*
Me: "I am so sorry O_O... I didn't mean to say it that way... omg... stuff, all that STUFF"
Him: *laughing harder* "I'll take it I'll take it hahaahahaha"
Me: *blushing*
>.< at least he wasn't mad that I just swore at him
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Reading the description for Pokemon episode 20:
lolwat?
The boat that Ash and his friends were in lands at a small town. This town is celebrating Obon. Brock and James both see a girl standing by the sea who disappears, and while Brock falls for this mirage girl, Ash, Misty and Team Rocket have a different plan. They try to stop Brock and James and suddenly, the maiden reveals herself as Gastly, a ghost Pokémon. It is revealed that the maiden actually exists as a ghost and is still waiting for the one she loves to return. When Ash battles the Gastly with Squirtle/Bulbasaur, he turns into Venustoise.
When Ash battles the Gastly with Squirtle/Bulbasaur, he turns into Venustoise.
he turns into Venustoise.
[size=29]Venustoise[/h]
lolwat?
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Did a small grocery the other day, and wondered where the tomato soup had gone, but figured Devin had put it away. So I go into my freezer to get some frozen juice and I find the two cans of tomato soup in the bag with the frozen juices hahahahahha.
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I was watching a parody of the Xbox One reveal and when it said that the next part was about its video games, the video just froze. Of all the times for a video to freeze, that was the best possible part.
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I was playing football and got hit in the face by the ball. I was the quarterback and the center guy threw the ball hard that it hit my face and I didn't even say "hut". All the other guys were laughing at my pain and so did I.
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I went to Panda Express with a friend today. I always swap the fortune cookies. I took his and gave him mine. Mine said "You will live a comfortable life with excellent pay" and his said "You will gain wisdom with every year." Considering our current paths, it was pretty funny how accurate they were.
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Had my ass kicked. Then my friends pushed me out the window....landing in the biggest box of copper pots possible.
Best gift ever.
Best gift ever.
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xlightxmonkeyx wrote...
Had my ass kicked. Then my friends pushed me out the window....landing in the biggest box of copper pots possible. Best gift ever.
Are you... a M?
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Tribly wrote...
xlightxmonkeyx wrote...
Had my ass kicked. Then my friends pushed me out the window....landing in the biggest box of copper pots possible. Best gift ever.
Are you... a M?
Maybe...I'm still trying to figure that out.
Actually yeah.
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My boyfriends comedic impressions of my laughs and giggles, especially when I'm baked haha.
Also PrankVSPrank was hilarious.
Also PrankVSPrank was hilarious.
