Computer nicknames?

Let's be truthful here. We all give our precious objects nicknames, whether it be our cars, or our computers!

So what nicknames do we give to our laptops and computers?

Mine:
The Inferno - An old, broken Vista laptop which I still use. I have to keep it on a platform or it BURNS my leg! Surprisingly, it never "overheats"...

Cocoa - An old, broken W7 computer with a failing keyboard. Hasn't been used since I spilled CHOCOLATE milk on it! :(

The Penguin - My current dual-boot Windows7/Linux Mint Debian computer. As a big fan of Tux (the penguin) I figured I should name my current laptop after it.

So what nicknames do you give yours?

I call my laptop "Lappy"
I'm not very original.

Desktop called Pandora, 1tb drive installed for anime called El Dorado.
Laptop#1 called backup
Laptop#2 called P O S
Server called Lancaster

I don't name inanimate objects.. except my dinger.

But the user name for.

Work laptop: Richard Roundtree.
Work computer at the office: Maldo, J.L.C. Which is my legal name.
Work computer at home-win: Creative_perspectives
'' ''' '''' -mac:printer
Personal laptop: freak
" " : Erika
" " : Sakura
Ex server: Crap 1000
Desktop: Family
Personal desktop: Joe
Backup 1-3: i don't remember.

My main desktop: WULULU
My main laptop: Wululuv3
My secondary laptop: Wololo
My media server: Wylyly
Any VM's I make: Walala1,2,3 etc
Get's the job done, though I've long forgotten where I originally got wululu from.

Well my router's SSID is BARTHOS. i.e. the taker of virginity.

I Call my Laptop, P.O.S, can't rely on it anymore
and my IPAD 2 O.T.I.S. (only thing in service)

Mine is called DAGHETTOTHREE.

Genghis khan

I call my laptop laptop and desktop desktop. I call my phone android because it is a android phone. I call my tablet tablet. I haven't named my guitar yet. That is reserved for when I get my 8 string.

I named my pc after it's colour(the lights that is)
Sanguine Seraphim
I call my netbook broke ass, because it it's a broke ass netbook.

i call mine Tosh, since it's a Toshiba. the last one i had was Ace 'cause of Acer. i'm not very original with the names, i just use variations on the brand name.

I haven't named my computers since grade school... even in HS, my iBook g4 was just ____'s Computer.

I call my current computer "My precious..." *queue Golllum voice*

The hostnames of my computers are mostly just "localhost" or "localhost.localdomain". I don't use a nickname for my computer when I'm referring to it; perhaps due to the fact that I seldom refer to it in social situations.

My computer's nickname is Computer.

I haven't named it... Only things I've named are my car and my guitar...

I actually call my laptop "Jung Woo", named after my favorite character from a Korean manwa called "Kiss Me, Kill Me". : ) I've also named my iPod Touch Kaito Shion, after the lovable Vocaloid of the same name. <3

username of my desktop is adamusprime. my iPhone is Nocturne and my droid is.. i think My Samsung GS3

I have two computers, a laptop and a desktop. The laptop I call Kasumi, and my desktop is Ayane.