Computer nicknames?

My current laptop is just called "Laptop" or "Porn&Music". The one I plan on getting before Christmas while be a nice gaming laptop that will called "Her", "My Baby", or simply "Soul Sucker the Second".

Laptop: Akiyama Mio
iPad: Yuuki Mikan
Nokia Lumia 710: Inami Mahiru

I named it with my favorite pet..
Desktop: Nike (dog) deceased =(
Desktop: Nike 2 (dog)
Laptop: Mars (cat)
iPhone: Lyka (cat) <- fave cat should always beside me...
my username on all mmorpg games is nikelyka =))

Jizz gaming system

I name mine Piece of Crap PC...

I named mine Liara T'Soni... even though my computer is covered in red LED's, not Blue. >_> lol

Laptop - Drone LAB

PC - Workhorse.

Mine is "Old Faithful"

Has a garbaged LCD screen (I will not replace it anymore. It's his 2nd LCD already.)
1st gen Core i5 (but has an old skool specs, But then I can still play Dragon age 2)
Lags for 5 seconds when I play Warcraft 3 (gone after defrag)
Shuts down when playing LIMBO (even when plugged)
... and it's an acer.

I named mine "Spartacus"

Don't have any but on your nickname "Inferno", it reminds me about how the case of this laptop covering the hard drive gets enough to make tea. I've actually used it for that purpose. No overheating issues though.

I named my laptop Zeta, because I got it the same day as my PG Zeta Gunpla

I had to look this up, I called my main rig, John Locke. (From LOST)

I call mine Niisan... urgh

Navi because Serial Experiments Lain.

i call it, Compie for PC and Lappy even though that was Notebook

GLaDOS - Desktop
Wheatley - Laptop
Companion Cube - Xbox
Turret - Wii
Caroline - Laptop 2
Cave Johnson - Laptop 3

I need a new naming scheme, because I'll run out soon. I'm considering using names from Avatar: The Last Airbender.

My first laptop: Awesomeness
My 2nd laptop: Compubur (I made up this name when I was like 10.)
My 3rd laptop: POS that can't even play MMOs (usually shortened to Pose)

My current laptop:
original name: The second coming of POS (Pose the 2nd)
current name: brokeback mountain (Broken hinges)

My first desktop: Computer of Chaos
My current desktop: Brainmaster

So my question is:

If you name your computer a human name, does that make you lonely?
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My comp's name is "Niipa"

lap #0 (stolen) Semoponume
lap #1 Qwertyuiop
lap #2 Visbo
lap #3 Sieben

Previous Dell laptop was Blackwing. New one doesn't have a name yet.