Cumpilation, I mean Compilation of Hentai Logic:
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FoolyDooly
Bought With Mastercard
Here's the hentai logic I am drafting up so far. It's by no means complete, and it never will be.
however, let's have fun drafting them up, guys. If it's good one, I'll have it plastered and edited into 1st post, and give you credit for it.
Go!
Rule #001: There will be sex. [Mandatory Rule. No Further Questions.]
Rule #002: If there's sex in it, it will work.
Rule #003: If the other gender throws themselves at you, Rule #1 applies automatically.
Rule #004
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Rule #006
Rule #007
Rule #008
Rule #009
Rule #010: Vanillas are sweet. Chocolates/NTRs are bitter. Approach with caution. Or something may wither.
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Rule #034: If it exists, there's hentai of it. [Mandatory Rule. No Further Questions.]
Rule #035: If Rule #34 is broken, fix it. [Mandatory Rule. No Further Questions.]
however, let's have fun drafting them up, guys. If it's good one, I'll have it plastered and edited into 1st post, and give you credit for it.
Go!
Rule #001: There will be sex. [Mandatory Rule. No Further Questions.]
Rule #002: If there's sex in it, it will work.
Rule #003: If the other gender throws themselves at you, Rule #1 applies automatically.
Rule #004
Rule #005
Rule #006
Rule #007
Rule #008
Rule #009
Rule #010: Vanillas are sweet. Chocolates/NTRs are bitter. Approach with caution. Or something may wither.
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Rule #034: If it exists, there's hentai of it. [Mandatory Rule. No Further Questions.]
Rule #035: If Rule #34 is broken, fix it. [Mandatory Rule. No Further Questions.]
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Sgt.broski
Where's the futa Jacob
Rule 0: Booty is moar impotant den wata , therefar tits r moar impotant den fud.
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Rule #004: If there is sex, then there must be a (sexual) aggressor and recipient of the aggression.
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I don't see why we are plastering random numbers on this but...
Rule Something: Sexual acts or thoughts will always be punished with awesome sex.
Rule Something: Sexual acts or thoughts will always be punished with awesome sex.
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animefreak_usa
Child of Samael
Under the vanilla/chocolate one. But strawberry is way more sweet.
Strawberry is gore.
And this has been done before.
Strawberry is gore.
And this has been done before.
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Gravity cat
the adequately amused
Rule whatever: P0n0s always goes in vag00. If p0n0s doesn't go into vag00, it will go into an orifice which feels like a vag00 and will not be gay unless specifically stated to be so (or if balls touch).
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FoolyDooly
Bought With Mastercard
animefreak_usa wrote...
Under the vanilla/chocolate one. But strawberry is way more sweet.Strawberry is gore.
And this has been done before.
I'm probably gonna rework this one out. Though, I have no idea how I'm going to do that at the moment.
Suggestions welcome.
One more thing, when I was going for that rule, I was sorta parodying this.
Kiraneko wrote...
Rule#61 If there is crazy, let it be Yandere.I can probably rework this one too.
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Rule whatever: The girl is NOT necissarly the one who gets raped. Cat ears and tentacles when mixed will NEVER explode, no matter how you try.
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ARCD wrote...
Nobody Gets pregnant,EVERThis one's so good it has to be rephrased to make it more awesome:
Rule whatever:
During coitus between a male and female, the male will ejaculate a 1/4 of his bodyweight's worth of semen into his partner's uterus.
Rule straight after that:
The female will only get pregnant after a creampie if she wills it.
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Rule #: Sexual diseases don't exist.
Rule #: Females only end up pregnant if the male wishes for it.
Rule #: Men have no limit to how many times they can go.
Rule #: Circulatory systems don't exist. (Penises that require more blood than a human can be without)
Rule #: There is no such word, that exist for females, that means "No", for males.
Rule #: All females can be "conquered" through timely delivered words and phrases.
Rule #: Females have "routes".
Rule #: Jealousy does not exist in a female who is not Yandere.
Sub Rule #: (On the rare occasions it does, it's very easy to subside it through inclusion in a sexual act.)
Rule #: Harems are mandatory.
Rule #: Reverse Harems are not aloud.
Rule #: Any male, other than the protagonist, is either a villain, gay, or not capable of romantic feelings.
Rule #: Male friends always double as a wing man, informant, and guru.
Rule #: Females can always be found in the same location they were found last time
Rule #: Any plans Females have are never more important than a males' plans.
Rule #: Females, left on their own, will always become attracted to, only, the protagonist.
Rule #: Villains can change this.
Rule #: Imoutos to a protagonist exist as a sexual option for the protagonist.
Rule #: Other males almost never have imoutos, when they do, they are not attracted to them, at all.
Rule #: Imoutos never have dating experience.
Rule #: Imoutos always have a set of romantic feelings for their brothers.
Rule #: Anegos are always perverted.
Rule #: Other males almost never have Anegos, when they do, they are not attracted to them, at all.
Rule #: Anegos always have a set of romantic feelings for their little brothers.
Rule #: Anegos can have sexual experience, but it pales by comparison to younger brothers sexual abilities.
Rule #: Sisters are always attracted to each others love interests.
Rule #: Anegos of imoutos are, almost always, perverted.
Rule #: Rarely do brother of a brother exist. (Super rare)
Rule #: Parents are even rarer. (Mega super rare)
Rule #: Jobs are unnecessary.
Rule #: Money is unnecessary.
Rule #: 95% of females are never approached by men before the protagonist.
Rule #: The vagina can morph it's size to fit the size of the object being inserted.
Rule #: Only the sexual organs exist in women, with exception to the stomach, which can not digest cum.
Rule #: All women are attractive.
Rule #: Handsome men are ass holes, no exceptions.
Rule #: Beautiful women are all misunderstood and sheltered.
Rule #: The only thing that cures a b*tch is a f**k, they will then become docile.
Rule #: If males do not exist around a female, in the present state, they will become attracted to females.
Rule #: If males do not exist around a female, in a past state, it is because they have been sheltered in all female school.
Rule #: 75% of the time, sheltered females are afraid of men.
Rule #: 25% of the time, sheltered females are haughty and arrogant.
Rule #: Females who are attracted to other females exist in 2 types. Perverted aggressive and innocent curious passive.
Rule #: In Yuri, innocent curious passive females must be protagonist, no exceptions.
Rule #: Library, gymnasium, nurses office, school roof. There is always someone using them for perverted purposes.
Rule #: Someone is always having sex on school grounds.
Rule #: Relationships between females are always flowery feeling, and ultimately leads to sexual acts.
Rule #: "Male protagonist" outweighs "female attraction to other females".
Rule #: Penises converts lesbians into being bi.
Rule #: Perverted women are always okay with 3-ways/groups. Rather they be male or female.
Rule #: Females do not care about the appearances of males, unless their b*tches.
Rule #: Shotas must cross dress.
Rule #: Shotas must be passive or Tsundere.
Rule #: Technically, Shotas count as female, if you want them to.
Sub Rule #: Therefore, some rules can be applied to them that would otherwise only apply to females.
Rule #: No one ever ages (past their teen years). Unless they were born as an adult.
Rule #: Nothing exist beyond establishing a relationship, other than sex.
Rule #: Once established, no conflict, between the two, follows.
Rule #: Established relationships are boring, unless their is a fetish involved (such as shota). Therefore, ignore them.
Rule #: Love = Lust.
These are a few of the things I've observed through the years, I could keep going, but I would have spent a a lot of hours on this by the time I'd be done. If anyone have any discrepancies, clarifications, and/or additions don't hesitate to tell me.
Rule #: Females only end up pregnant if the male wishes for it.
Rule #: Men have no limit to how many times they can go.
Rule #: Circulatory systems don't exist. (Penises that require more blood than a human can be without)
Rule #: There is no such word, that exist for females, that means "No", for males.
Rule #: All females can be "conquered" through timely delivered words and phrases.
Rule #: Females have "routes".
Rule #: Jealousy does not exist in a female who is not Yandere.
Sub Rule #: (On the rare occasions it does, it's very easy to subside it through inclusion in a sexual act.)
Rule #: Harems are mandatory.
Rule #: Reverse Harems are not aloud.
Rule #: Any male, other than the protagonist, is either a villain, gay, or not capable of romantic feelings.
Rule #: Male friends always double as a wing man, informant, and guru.
Rule #: Females can always be found in the same location they were found last time
Rule #: Any plans Females have are never more important than a males' plans.
Rule #: Females, left on their own, will always become attracted to, only, the protagonist.
Rule #: Villains can change this.
Rule #: Imoutos to a protagonist exist as a sexual option for the protagonist.
Rule #: Other males almost never have imoutos, when they do, they are not attracted to them, at all.
Rule #: Imoutos never have dating experience.
Rule #: Imoutos always have a set of romantic feelings for their brothers.
Rule #: Anegos are always perverted.
Rule #: Other males almost never have Anegos, when they do, they are not attracted to them, at all.
Rule #: Anegos always have a set of romantic feelings for their little brothers.
Rule #: Anegos can have sexual experience, but it pales by comparison to younger brothers sexual abilities.
Rule #: Sisters are always attracted to each others love interests.
Rule #: Anegos of imoutos are, almost always, perverted.
Rule #: Rarely do brother of a brother exist. (Super rare)
Rule #: Parents are even rarer. (Mega super rare)
Rule #: Jobs are unnecessary.
Rule #: Money is unnecessary.
Rule #: 95% of females are never approached by men before the protagonist.
Rule #: The vagina can morph it's size to fit the size of the object being inserted.
Rule #: Only the sexual organs exist in women, with exception to the stomach, which can not digest cum.
Rule #: All women are attractive.
Rule #: Handsome men are ass holes, no exceptions.
Rule #: Beautiful women are all misunderstood and sheltered.
Rule #: The only thing that cures a b*tch is a f**k, they will then become docile.
Rule #: If males do not exist around a female, in the present state, they will become attracted to females.
Rule #: If males do not exist around a female, in a past state, it is because they have been sheltered in all female school.
Rule #: 75% of the time, sheltered females are afraid of men.
Rule #: 25% of the time, sheltered females are haughty and arrogant.
Rule #: Females who are attracted to other females exist in 2 types. Perverted aggressive and innocent curious passive.
Rule #: In Yuri, innocent curious passive females must be protagonist, no exceptions.
Rule #: Library, gymnasium, nurses office, school roof. There is always someone using them for perverted purposes.
Rule #: Someone is always having sex on school grounds.
Rule #: Relationships between females are always flowery feeling, and ultimately leads to sexual acts.
Rule #: "Male protagonist" outweighs "female attraction to other females".
Rule #: Penises converts lesbians into being bi.
Rule #: Perverted women are always okay with 3-ways/groups. Rather they be male or female.
Rule #: Females do not care about the appearances of males, unless their b*tches.
Rule #: Shotas must cross dress.
Rule #: Shotas must be passive or Tsundere.
Rule #: Technically, Shotas count as female, if you want them to.
Sub Rule #: Therefore, some rules can be applied to them that would otherwise only apply to females.
Rule #: No one ever ages (past their teen years). Unless they were born as an adult.
Rule #: Nothing exist beyond establishing a relationship, other than sex.
Rule #: Once established, no conflict, between the two, follows.
Rule #: Established relationships are boring, unless their is a fetish involved (such as shota). Therefore, ignore them.
Rule #: Love = Lust.
These are a few of the things I've observed through the years, I could keep going, but I would have spent a a lot of hours on this by the time I'd be done. If anyone have any discrepancies, clarifications, and/or additions don't hesitate to tell me.