Cumpilation, I mean Compilation of Hentai Logic:

Rule 73: If your ultimate crush told you that she love you and asked you to fck, you're hentai imagination power have evolved into a more complex 3d hentai reading power.

Rule #42
The universe, life and everything hentai can be explained through it's own logic or illogic.

Rule #12
Cat Girls are for Catterday, Ear's are ok, but cat girls are always better.

Rule #6
If a manga depicts any kind of elf (dark, Light, High, forest, etc.) Than she must be raped.

Rule #7
If the manga contains vanilla or other kinds of similar happy sex with an elf. Than rule #6 can possibly become null and void...possibly.

Rule 27: Kemonomimi are moe

False, and I can disprove this now. Elves have a special place for me.



This is also false, I will disprove you on that......tomorrow but as for other rules

Rule of Hate-Sex/Tsunderes:If a character hates you, you will have sex with that person eventually
Rule of the Porn-stash: If someone finds your secret stash of porn, you will have sex with that person
Rule of Sibling Incest:If you have a sibling of the opposite sex, you will have sex with that sibling
Rule of the Osananajimi:If you have a childhood friend of the opposite (and sometimes same) gender, you will have sex with him/her

Rule #60 - Confessing your love in the middle of sexual intercourse is extremely romantic.

-A woman's pussy will tighten if you say her name during intercourse.
-If a man cums after a blowjob or paizuri, then he will always have enough energy to fuck the woman in the vag.

Sounds lots of fun

Rule XX: In color and uncensored make whatever the content is, awesome.

Rule #5, If the protagonist is an Onii-chan, he must sate his imoutos sexual desires (Mandatory Rule. No Further Questions)

rule whatever: If it's her first time having sex there's a 50/50% chance she'll bleed. (or not, take your pick)

Rule # ???: If it's in color, the censor will make the protagonist have a lightsaber dick.

Rule 45 Subsection 3 clause number 2: The Size of a boys dick is in inverse Proportion to his age.

I probably messed that up, but you know what I'm talking about, so I'm sure somebody can reword it properly.

Rule __: It is more likely that first sex will occur before first kiss than vice versa

cant help to look at your avi

lol, i am one being hypno

STDs? What STDs?

If it's small and fuzzy, it will find a way to bang you

Rule ##: If you have a superior of opposite (or occasionally same) sex, you will have sex with him/her.

Rule 27: It needs more Desu. No exeptions.
Not cat girls, Desu.

Rule#: Some hentai are not meant to be read. EVER.