Derp

Really? Yay!

... Now what did I win?

AN UNLIMITED LIFETIME SUPPLY OF TOTALLY NOTHING- ABSOLUTELY FREE OR YOUR MONEY BACK.

YES!!! SEE YA LATER SUCKERS!!! TITS AND V HERE I COME BABY!!!!

this^^^
it's so beautiful and yet painful to look at the same time




my sides! how old were you when this happened?
me and my siblings used to do similar stuff like this when we were kids (not as drastic as yours though)
-we were playing superheroes and true to form we used blankets as capes. We climbed on top of a dresser and at the back of it, is a huge window. we jumped, but instead of us landing on the bed or carpet. The dresser tipped back and we went flying out the window(we were on the second floor). Good thing the blanket got caught on the windowsill or was it the gutter? (can't remember). My elder sister got a broken elbow and got her writing hand on a cast half of the schoolyear.

I have more recent, not so brilliant moments but I can't get over what Sgt.broski said.

I was a teen and still thought that superpowers were going to be mine except for common sense got in my way and I almost had a fried nutsack. Glad thing I pased out or you know, might not be here today. But I'm still gonna try.

Yeah, it's an awesome pic. If you guys want it-

Well, ain't that a bitch. Happens to me as well.

I... Thank you, sir

Reminds me of the first episode of Mnemosyne, ooh baby. Except that had more blood. Is it weird that the blood makes it hotter?

OT: I get lost all the time, whether it be by car or on foot, whenever I need to be somewhere important.
After measuring some laundry detergent, I then proceeded to knock the bottle off of the washing machine with my elbow when I poured it in, causing it to spill all over the floor. There are more but I can't think of any right now.

I agree. Let the stripper do her thing while you smoke cigar and act like a boss.

What kind of halfassed blowjob is this?

Actually, smoking isn't allowed in bars/clubs anymore.

By law, anyway- but a lot of places still allow it during the later hours on quiet nights.

Just dropped my smartphone while walking around but looks like it's still running properly.

I'm looking for stuff I'm already wearing all the time. Sometimes it took me way too long to realize.

Knocked over my Xbox while it was standing up sideways with Halo 3 in it, Ill never forget the crunching and grinding sound that disk made.

Phone went mental on me.

- My alarm didn't went off
- 4 messages that was sent on Monday I just received Wednesday morning.
- I couldn't call. Had to restart my phone to do so.

So yea not my best day.

I have derp moments every now and then but not that often and not of epic proportions like some of the stories give here. Mostly small things like forgetting were I've put things or very rarely forgetting to bring things with me when I leave my house.

Walking to track practice with my sprinters "spikes" on back in high school -__-

lost my fav video game when I was a kid ended up flipping my whole room backwards twice(in a year) looking for it then giving up by the end of the year I found it, it was behind my bed the whole time

on a more recent note I was cooking salmon with olive oil but I put a bit too much salty seasoning, soy sauce mostly ^^; so I tried to make it slightly less salty by adding a bit of water lol oil + water = fiery explosion the salmon lit up and it scared the shit outta my aunt she flipped I almost started laughing but held it in she was just watching me and it surprised me a bit at first too then I just was like "fuck it its cooking ain't it?" and continued shaking the pan trying to move the salmon around without touching it till the fire went out then I walked out of the kitchen and burst out laughing while my aunt kept calling me crazy

dispite the fire the salmon was good just slightly more crisp but still very good O.o

Tried to hard boil eggs in the microwave. Nobody told me you have to poke a hole in the shell. Anyway, heard a loud bang, spent 10 minutes cleaning up the remains. Would have been pretty cool if I didn't have to clean up the poultry grenade myself, what a fuckin' mess.