Do you tell people IRL you Fap?

This^

I've told various people that I "Jack off" at times when I have a "raging hard-on"...

Thats how I say it...

I dont think I've ever had any other girls ask me that before tho... Cept for one...

Not really. I mean my friend who is over at my house a lot knows of my thing for hentai and he knows what happens at my computer desk, and often jokes around about it (i.e. I'm not touching your keyboard, you type it in.)

He "knows" but I'm pretty sure it has never come up in discussion.

You:"Hey, can I tell you something?"
Freind:"Ya sure, what is it"
You:"I jack of every night while read doujin"
Friend:"......O_O?"
You:"and that "vinila pudding" that you found on your keybroad that one night when I stayed over..... it wasn't really pudding"

there was a post like this in the last thread like this so I thought I would post somthing similar.

I voted for only on the internets... but I have never really been asked IRL though, but I am sure I would be embarrassed hahaha.

What kind of emotionally retarded, sexually repressed community do you come from? Everyone faps, boys and girls. If you don't, enjoy being Carrie (inb4 "who's Carrie?")

I chose 3rd option....

It's funny really. As soon as I give a slight hint of the fact that I fap, my friends are looking shocked at me. Then I'm asking like 'What!? You never fapped or something?'. Usually they just give me crap like 'Well...yeah, meh nah...you know...stfu about this.'.

Taboos ftw...

I've had 2 hour conversations about just that.

Maybe you should quit hanging out with 13 year olds.

Who is Carrie?

Basically you if you let your ponytail loose and bled profusely from your vagina.

I can feel the love in your reply Teclo, I really can.

This is me right now.

Why should I tell em about that? They know it anyway.

every one faps, except me no feeling on the old pole,

I only tell my friends and people on the net. I didn't tell my family.

For RL: I tell my close friends. All the time in fact. They have to beg me to change the topic. Acquaintances think I'm a stiff moralist and my family thinks I'm a lazy, disobedient idiot, neither groups think I fap, and I'm keeping it that way.

For the Internet: NO! That's just sick! You guys ought to be ashamed of yourselves! "And when thou pleasureth thine staff with thine hand, foul Beelzebub, too, reaches from his lair and grasps thine tool." Deuteronomy 4:34234523