Do you tell people IRL you Fap?

How would you even bring this up to somebody in real life?

I, like others possibly, talk about fapping so much on the internet because it's an outlet. I can go on all I want about how much I love fapping to hentai because I'm in a community of like-minded individuals... there isn't a scenario I can think of in real life where I'll say, "You know, I really love getting off to anime girls."

There's just few places I can freely talk about how much I really, really, really enjoy fapping.

Never, actually. I only casually mentioned it with friends, but I'd like to keep it a secret.