Doing something bad, and getting away with it

i had a few, but most are either backfired or i got caught...

i unintentionally smashed my aunt's porcelain vase while visiting her. Since her dog, a big german shepherd is always roaming around the living room, i blamed it for the fault when she asked and successfully evaded what could have been 15 minutes of intense scolding and pain under the walking stick she has.

bout you guys? did something bad and got away with it?

<-- Planned 9/11

The FBI has been on a wild goose chase ever since.

so you blamed it all on bin laden eh?

So YOU'RE the one that caused all those US 911 conspiracy rumors.

I used to watch movies off my ipod at my old job. Felt pretty good to get paid for nothing.

when i was in middle school i would hand in unfinished homework to the teacher then later at break time i would sneak in the classroom take my homework and destroy it. the teacher thought she lost it

I fukken lol'd
Rbz you should become a professional comedian.

All those times Fakku's been down and you've need your fap on.

Yeah thats been me.

What? : deal with it :

Was a small-time crook during my college years. Whenever people needed something, I'd go steal it and then sell it to them half-price.

But after two years, they started bolstering their security measures, and that was the end of that.

Still made a pretty penny though. My favourite heist was stealing a glass cutter in order to steal a watch in the same store.

I approve of this statement.

1. During highschool, I was able to shove my hand up the vending machine and take all the food at the bottom row.
2. I stole over 50 food from one convenience store.
3. I sneaked in the girls change room and took this hot chick's swimsuit.
4. I used my iPod Touch many times to cheat during tests and exams.
5. I threw eggs at the principal of my old high school and got away with it.
6. I hacked my high school computers and caused disasters.
It wasn't a good idea for the school to enable Command Prompt
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I stole candy from a baby.

see you in hell

That's not crime, that's the right thing to do.
...been doing it since I was 10 :D

Since 8, no joke. :D

I stole my friends pokemon card once. It was a holographic Japanese Gyarados.

I believe he stole my holographic Raichu though.

I once stole my friends Raichu.

I stole my cousin Pokemon Sapphire game. Didn't even know it was me. He thought he lost it or sum shit.

S.O.B. took my rare (at the time) golduck.... retaliated by taking his entire fire element deck... he still thinks he lost it