Dumbass Criminal
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http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504083_162-20005403-504083.html
PINE BLUFF, Ark. (CBS/AP) Do you want fries with that gunshot wound to the leg?
That is what one Arkansas would-be robber may have been asked, as the Burger King worker he allegedly tried to holdup Monday grabbed the gun and fired it right back at him.
The robbery suspect, 22-year-old Jason Robinson, was treated early Tuesday for a thigh wound and taken to jail, police in Pine Bluff, Ark., said.
Formal charges are due Wednesday. No word if they will be "super-sized."
The Burger King worker told police she was counting money when Robinson approached the restaurant's office late Monday night and threatened to kill her.
She then started to wrestle with the man and shot him after he put aside his gun so he could stuff cash into a bag.
The woman put Robinson in a headlock and called police, who arrested Robinson.
Fuck yeah, my kind of woman!
Seriously, just how retarded do you have to be to put your gun down with your 'victim' unrestrained right there? Well, he was committing armed robbery, so he must not have been too smart.
Anyone else have any fun stories about stupid criminals?
PINE BLUFF, Ark. (CBS/AP) Do you want fries with that gunshot wound to the leg?
That is what one Arkansas would-be robber may have been asked, as the Burger King worker he allegedly tried to holdup Monday grabbed the gun and fired it right back at him.
The robbery suspect, 22-year-old Jason Robinson, was treated early Tuesday for a thigh wound and taken to jail, police in Pine Bluff, Ark., said.
Formal charges are due Wednesday. No word if they will be "super-sized."
The Burger King worker told police she was counting money when Robinson approached the restaurant's office late Monday night and threatened to kill her.
She then started to wrestle with the man and shot him after he put aside his gun so he could stuff cash into a bag.
The woman put Robinson in a headlock and called police, who arrested Robinson.
Fuck yeah, my kind of woman!
Seriously, just how retarded do you have to be to put your gun down with your 'victim' unrestrained right there? Well, he was committing armed robbery, so he must not have been too smart.
Anyone else have any fun stories about stupid criminals?
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Failblog has many of these fail criminals
I think the most fail one was a grandpa taking down a middle age bank robber and kicked the sh!t out of him.
I think the most fail one was a grandpa taking down a middle age bank robber and kicked the sh!t out of him.
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Ryouma Sakamoto wrote...
I always laugh when I see one of these.That's another reason I have my dog near my hentai stash.
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otakumax wrote...
That's another reason I have my dog near my hentai stash.
I hope you don't have any beastielity because he could get some ideas .
