Dumbass Criminal

sv51macross · 2010-05-21T04:16:09+00:00

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504083_162-20005403-504083.html PINE BLUFF, Ark. (CBS/AP) Do you want fries with that gunshot wound to the leg? That is what one Arkansas would-be robber may have been asked, as the Burger King worker he allegedly tried to holdup Monday grabbed the gun and fired it right back at him. The robbery suspect, 22-year-old Jason Robinson, was treated early Tuesday for a thigh wound and taken to jail, police in Pine Bluff, Ark., said. Formal charges are due Wednesday. No word if they will be "super-sized." The Burger King worker told police she was counting money when Robinson approached the restaurant's office late Monday night and threatened to kill her. She then started to wrestle with the man and shot him after he put aside his gun so he could stuff cash into a bag. The woman put Robinson in a headlock and called police, who arrested Robinson. Fuck yeah, my kind of woman! Seriously, just how retarded do you have to be to put your gun down with your 'victim' unrestrained right there? Well, he was committing armed robbery, so he must not have been too smart. Anyone else have any fun stories about stupid criminals?

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otakumax

15 years ago

Renovartio wrote...

otakumax wrote...

Ryouma Sakamoto wrote...

I always laugh when I see one of these.

That's another reason I have my dog near my hentai stash.

wait isnt that a gun store?

Another reason my dog has a gun

Chlor

15 years ago

serpentura wrote...

post did not blah blah blah

German suplex is always the best solution.

These clips reminds me of a small notice I read in the news some time ago.

Apparently a robber had tried to rob a small oriental store, what he didn't realized was that the katanas hanging on the wall was sharpened, the clerk grabbed one and managed to cut one of the robbers fingers of.

I chuckled when I read it.

Captain Badass!

15 years ago

LOL

That dumbass deserved it. Anyone who tries to steal from others deserves to be shot.

The Jesus

15 years ago

This is the best part...

Spoiler:

I've read about a lot of dumbass criminals, I even know a few, but

this

reigns supreme, IMO.

otakumax

15 years ago

The Jesus wrote...

This is the best part...

Spoiler:

I've read about a lot of dumbass criminals, I even know a few, but

this

reigns supreme, IMO.

Nice one, I lol'd

The Jesus

15 years ago

otakumax wrote...

The Jesus wrote...

This is the best part...

Spoiler:

I've read about a lot of dumbass criminals, I even know a few, but

this

reigns supreme, IMO.

Nice one, I lol'd

As a testament to how stupid that shit was... I wasn't even on drugs, but it still took me about a week before I realized it was real.

Sneakyone

15 years ago

I watched a video on Break.com where the robber accidentally locked himself in the bank he was trying to rob

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