Europe is banning porn

No more Hot Russian Porn *sob*... Oh!, wait Russia is not actually part of the Eu Union. Whew!, Thank Goodness! Now fap, fap, fap, fap!

Horrible news to hear, hopefully it stays where it is, although with the rise in free porn, porn is probably becoming less profitable and just more of a skanky detriment/ stigma.

I'd be surprised if this passed, especially with how horny Europe is and how ridiculous this bill is.

If you've ever seen Eurotrash you'll know what I mean.

Maybe they just want grandchildren.....and STDs.

Considering the fact that 80% (or more) of people that have the internet use it for porn, i really don't it happening...

Europe is extremely horny too. So yeah...

Thats pretty scary if its actually happening, who knows what will be next.

Banning penises. Everyone that has one will be forced to chop it off and hand it to the government. There will also be a random penis check every few months to make sure that nobody has one.

Yes because putting dicks into pussies is such a horrible stereotype.

This bill will never get the green light. If it did, there'd be widespread outrage the likes of which have never been seen. Banning porn won't stop it from being distributed and enjoyed. It'll just force it underground and into much seedier, more dangerous territories, not to mention denying so many people a vent for sexual frustration and a masturbatory aid. People are already signing petitions and sending emails to the point that the EU is blocking hashtags on Twitter concerning it and has stopped accepting emails about it. When photography first became commonplace, porn was being sold rampantly over the UK and traded like Pokemon cards. Of course, the rich and powerful caught wind of this and clamped down on it, hoarding all the dirty material for themselves. This is exactly what this is about: the hot shots in power want to keep all the best wank fodder out of the hands of the people. Down with censorship! Distribute ALL the porn!

TLDR; The bill won't work. Free porn for everybody!

I wish that Russia would ban the PRODUCTION of porn in the country (punishable by death and strictly enforced). It would have several benefits:

1) id be able to point at you and laugh that you got cock-blocked by the Russian government

2) you (along with many others) would have to go to Russia as a sex tourist, bringing money into the Russian economy

3) refer to 1)

LOL you're funny EU, it's just like trying to ban cigarettes, NOT FUCKING HAPPENING!

Next time people will make a porn tape featuring the pope as retaliation.

Not that i fear blasphemy, but most people would not be able to appreciate it. But you know what they say: "A mens body ages like brandy. The older the better". Anyways, old man porn is an acquired taste ಠ_ರೃ

You're talking about semen, boy.

No, you're talking about semen. I like my semen fresh.

It's like banning the art industry, along with the nude paintings which people really liked to see.

There are a lot of European Home made sex tape online, so it doesn't bother me. As long as the internet exists people will find a way (to fap).

If anything, porn lets people REVERSE stereotypes when they desire that.

Why not crack down on actual filmed rape and CP instead?

^^^ this

I'll laugh if the Parliament can't convene because of the snowfall.

Payback's a bitch EU. Now go and turn into waffles so that we can eat you.