Funny/Embarassing Sexcapades
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For those who have lost their Virgin Card. For those who haven't, git on it, snappish.
Anyways, fairly self-explanatory- share any experiences that turned out in quite a different direction than anticipated, whether for better or for worse.
In my case:
-My sisters walking in on me during one of my earlier fapulation sessions (as shared in the other topic)
-The girls brother catching us doing it on his car. She told me he spent the entire next day washing it. XD
-When I managed to make a tough chick cum before me by straight-out fucking. Her look of surprise actually had me collapse laughing.
And top of the tree:
-First titfuck, I came so hard it ricocheted off her chest and hit me in the eye. Yep- I gave myself a facial.
Anyways, fairly self-explanatory- share any experiences that turned out in quite a different direction than anticipated, whether for better or for worse.
In my case:
-My sisters walking in on me during one of my earlier fapulation sessions (as shared in the other topic)
-The girls brother catching us doing it on his car. She told me he spent the entire next day washing it. XD
-When I managed to make a tough chick cum before me by straight-out fucking. Her look of surprise actually had me collapse laughing.
And top of the tree:
-First titfuck, I came so hard it ricocheted off her chest and hit me in the eye. Yep- I gave myself a facial.
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Ive got quite a few... but here's one...
Girl I was with I pressured her into givin me a BJ in her bathroom, the bathroom didnt have a lock her little sister almost walked in but she slammed the door literally in her face...
Girl I was with I pressured her into givin me a BJ in her bathroom, the bathroom didnt have a lock her little sister almost walked in but she slammed the door literally in her face...
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PumpJack McGee wrote...
For those who have lost their Virgin Card. For those who haven't, git on it, snappish.Anyways, fairly self-explanatory- share any experiences that turned out in quite a different direction than anticipated, whether for better or for worse.
In my case:
-My sisters walking in on me during one of my earlier fapulation sessions (as shared in the other topic)
-The girls brother catching us doing it on his car. She told me he spent the entire next day washing it. XD
-When I managed to make a tough chick cum before me by straight-out fucking. Her look of surprise actually had me collapse laughing.
And top of the tree:
-First titfuck, I came so hard it ricocheted off her chest and hit me in the eye. Yep- I gave myself a facial.
+ Rep for that.
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Zak wrote...
Ive got quite a few... but here's one...Girl I was with I pressured her into givin me a BJ in her bathroom, the bathroom didnt have a lock her little sister almost walked in but she slammed the door literally in her face...
Oh yes, because that isn't suspicious at all. XD
And Ranma, that is the best avatar I've seen to date. I died a little inside, and I'm not sure if its from laughter or horror or both.
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Here's a classic :
I had a good time whit my girl, in the middle of the night, and my mother walked in 'cause she heard noizes. Most embarassing moment of my life...
The next day she asked me about merriage (sorry, not sure how to write it)
That was the most annoying day in my life...
Oh, and when we did it in the park an old lady discovered us, damn, have you ran in adam cotume in a park full of (spikey) bushes ? That hurt...
I have some more, but maybe later. hahaha
I had a good time whit my girl, in the middle of the night, and my mother walked in 'cause she heard noizes. Most embarassing moment of my life...
The next day she asked me about merriage (sorry, not sure how to write it)
That was the most annoying day in my life...
Oh, and when we did it in the park an old lady discovered us, damn, have you ran in adam cotume in a park full of (spikey) bushes ? That hurt...
I have some more, but maybe later. hahaha
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PumpJack McGee wrote...
First titfuck, I came so hard it ricocheted off her chest and hit me in the eye. Yep- I gave myself a facial.I can't stop laughing - sorry haha!
Well, the night I lost my virginity I was so nervous. My boyfriend at the time and I were in my room at night and I told him I wanted to have sex with him so he was on my bed lying down and I was next to the bed looking down at him. Their was this long silence then I said:
"I guess I should take off my pants now..."
And their was another awk pause and then he burst out laughing.
Another time I was having sex and I was on top and boyfriend at the time went to wrap his arms around me and pull me closer to him while we were doing it and instead he just rams my chest into his mouth and he makes a big fart noise with his mouth on my boob.
We didn't start laughing until we were done. Ha ha ha .
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Way back when I was a high school freshman, my girlfriend and I were making out in her room. She lived with her grandparents, who were so deaf they couldn't hear the noises.
She forgot to lock her door, and Gramps walked in to find her, with her halter top untied and around her waist, and my mouth on her tits.
I must assume her grandparents came from the time when men were considered to be simply incapable of controlling their sexual desires, because she took crap for this and I did not. In fact, neither of her grandparents even gave me a cross look about it.
We stuck to the darkened theaters after that.
She forgot to lock her door, and Gramps walked in to find her, with her halter top untied and around her waist, and my mouth on her tits.
I must assume her grandparents came from the time when men were considered to be simply incapable of controlling their sexual desires, because she took crap for this and I did not. In fact, neither of her grandparents even gave me a cross look about it.
We stuck to the darkened theaters after that.
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Haha. Reminds me of a guy I knew in highschool- HE walked in on his GRANDPARENTS doing it in the toolshed. XD
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First time I had sex took me about an hour or so to finally cum.
Second time[same girl], she asked for a quickie and I agreed.
The act took less than 5 minutes for me.
I pulled out, came on my hand, walked to the bathroom to wash the rest of the cum off my hands in utter defeat.
Got some of it off on her doorknob.
She was assuring me that it happens to all guys, but I was legitimately pissed off and left her pace to cool off.
Second time[same girl], she asked for a quickie and I agreed.
The act took less than 5 minutes for me.
I pulled out, came on my hand, walked to the bathroom to wash the rest of the cum off my hands in utter defeat.
Got some of it off on her doorknob.
She was assuring me that it happens to all guys, but I was legitimately pissed off and left her pace to cool off.
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PumpJack McGee wrote...
-When I managed to make a tough chick cum before me by straight-out fucking. Her look of surprise actually had me collapse laughing.
Please elaborate.
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Anomalouse wrote...
PumpJack McGee wrote...
-When I managed to make a tough chick cum before me by straight-out fucking. Her look of surprise actually had me collapse laughing.
Please elaborate.
And post pics.
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strangegreycat wrote...
Anomalouse wrote...
PumpJack McGee wrote...
-When I managed to make a tough chick cum before me by straight-out fucking. Her look of surprise actually had me collapse laughing.
Please elaborate.
And post pics.
Ahaha.
1. I don't own a camera. Never did.
2. She'd probably kill me if she ever found out. (Not likely. Haven't seen her in years).
Anyways, I think it was a total fluke. It can already take me quite a long time to cum, and I suppose I was running on the sweet spot, judging by her reactions, and kept gunning at it. It actually wasn't that great for me, since I was taking a very strategical approach to it- I felt like a battlefield commander planning out a major offensive. But I suppose you kinda have to look at it that way, since every girl has her particular quirks. One of my lady-friends claims she can get off just from having her hair tugged. (I somewhat doubt that...)
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one of my guys was dating a girl that had exhibitionist tendencies.... so one night he asked me and a friend to watch them do it in his room... while they were doing it in the lotus position (i dunno why he called it that, was basically the girl in front of him while he was sitting), he unexpectedly released gas.... aside from our raging boners, we were holding in our laughter after they were done....
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PumpJack McGee wrote...
-The girls brother catching us doing it on his car. She told me he spent the entire next day washing it. XD
lol xD.
-i tried doing it in her father's car before. i even jizzed at the windsield instead at her face cause it's dark back in that fucking garage.i left my fucking hankie in my bag and the fucking bag was in her room
(that was in second floor).She told her father that we were going to study that time,but they decided to buy something to eat,so were alone at their house that time.So,her father thinks that we were studying for the upcoming test back then.
-another one is when i gave my gf a facial, my jizz got into her eye and her eye became so itchy that she doesn't wanna do facials anymore.
nice story dude, +1 rep for you.
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Most embarassing: Had wanted to hook up with this girl that was fairly prude in my college dorm for quite some time my freshman year. She finally decided she wanted to go all the way, and of course picked a night after I had taken 8 shots of grain vokda (ie Double Proof for the youngins, aka "fuck you up royally" juice). I was so drunk I couldn't finish. She enjoyed herself but after about 20 minutes or so I just had to say "fuck it, this isn't going to happen" and rolled over and passed out haha. Sad, yes... but I blame her for letting me get that drunk first! (I did atleast get to redeem myself the next morning).
Most funny / just wrong: Had just got my first car and started driving my sophmore year, and GF of the time wanted to try road head.. So of course, I obliged. I was so nervous that it was taking quite some time, and I was barely paying attention to what streets I was turning on. Accidentally ended up in heavy afternoon parking-lot speed traffic, and had people all around us looking in and just gaping with shock. God bless her but she just kept going, she thought it was really hot.. Why its "wrong"? When i finally finished I realized we had stopped in traffic right infront of a church..
Most funny / just wrong: Had just got my first car and started driving my sophmore year, and GF of the time wanted to try road head.. So of course, I obliged. I was so nervous that it was taking quite some time, and I was barely paying attention to what streets I was turning on. Accidentally ended up in heavy afternoon parking-lot speed traffic, and had people all around us looking in and just gaping with shock. God bless her but she just kept going, she thought it was really hot.. Why its "wrong"? When i finally finished I realized we had stopped in traffic right infront of a church..
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msd773 wrote...
Most embarassing: Had wanted to hook up with this girl that was fairly prude in my college dorm for quite some time my freshman year. She finally decided she wanted to go all the way, and of course picked a night after I had taken 8 shots of grain vokda (ie Double Proof for the youngins, aka "fuck you up royally" juice). I was so drunk I couldn't finish. She enjoyed herself but after about 20 minutes or so I just had to say "fuck it, this isn't going to happen" and rolled over and passed out haha. Sad, yes... but I blame her for letting me get that drunk first! (I did atleast get to redeem myself the next morning).Most funny / just wrong: Had just got my first car and started driving my sophmore year, and GF of the time wanted to try road head.. So of course, I obliged. I was so nervous that it was taking quite some time, and I was barely paying attention to what streets I was turning on. Accidentally ended up in heavy afternoon parking-lot speed traffic, and had people all around us looking in and just gaping with shock. God bless her but she just kept going, she thought it was really hot.. Why its "wrong"? When i finally finished I realized we had stopped in traffic right infront of a church..
reps for you man.
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I walked in on my mom have sex with my dad... 5 months later I learn that it was when my younger brother was conceived.....
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I was having phone sex with a friend of mine. It was his first time having phone sex -- he'd had real sex, but was nervous about the whole vocal thing. He was shy to let me hear him moan, so I figured I'd take a cue from my first phone sex experience. My first guy just stroked himself, making a moderate amount of noise, patiently waiting for me to get comfortable enough to join in.
So I just went at it while the guy slowly grew a pair built up his courage. I'd gotten myself bent over the desk, naked. I felt like he was juuust about to join in when I wiggled around a bit. I must have pulled one of the desk drawers out accidentally... because next thing I knew, I SLAMMED MY NIPPLES INTO THE DRAWER. dsfksdjnksdnfskjsdn I cried out in pain and started whining and blubbering. The guy heard everything. He burst into laughter when I told him what happened.
...Needless to say, he couldn't take me seriously after that.
So I just went at it while the guy slowly grew a pair built up his courage. I'd gotten myself bent over the desk, naked. I felt like he was juuust about to join in when I wiggled around a bit. I must have pulled one of the desk drawers out accidentally... because next thing I knew, I SLAMMED MY NIPPLES INTO THE DRAWER. dsfksdjnksdnfskjsdn I cried out in pain and started whining and blubbering. The guy heard everything. He burst into laughter when I told him what happened.
...Needless to say, he couldn't take me seriously after that.
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Hmmm....A cpl years back I went to my ex's house to see what she's been up to so we talk for a while then ya know...we got into a moment and it went from there so we went to here room which she shares with her sister who was 1 yr younfer then her...she was 19 and her sis was 18..so after we did the deed i deceided to crash at her place for the night and slept on the couch...and around 2am her sister comes home as was like omg its shawn XD so we talked for while then she was like wanna drink I was like wtf do you even need to ask >3> so after a while we are good and drunk then for some reason I grab her boobs >.> she didnt say anything so I did some more "stuff" and ended up having THE best drunk sex ever...lol her sis found out later the next day and wanted to kill me >.> so ya I dont go around her place anymore.
My sexcapade.
My sexcapade.