Funny/Embarassing Sexcapades
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lets see:
Met this girl at a bar, I'm 23 at the time, hook up happens, what she doesn't bother to tell me is she is married, till we get back to her place(I never go to mine never) I'm about to leave, when she pulls my arm ans says hubby works third shit and won't be home till morning.
So I say what the hell we have a nice romp, in the sack when suddenly, guess who came home for a lunch break? that's right, Hubby. and guess who he find's in bed with his wife. Yep I'[m running bare ass naked out of the house my clothes covering my junk as I hear him screaming come back here I'll fucking kill you!
Another one and I'll spoiler this one because of it's depravity.
Met this girl at a bar, I'm 23 at the time, hook up happens, what she doesn't bother to tell me is she is married, till we get back to her place(I never go to mine never) I'm about to leave, when she pulls my arm ans says hubby works third shit and won't be home till morning.
So I say what the hell we have a nice romp, in the sack when suddenly, guess who came home for a lunch break? that's right, Hubby. and guess who he find's in bed with his wife. Yep I'[m running bare ass naked out of the house my clothes covering my junk as I hear him screaming come back here I'll fucking kill you!
Another one and I'll spoiler this one because of it's depravity.
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The Jinx wrote...
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reminds me of a movie i saw but i cant remember what it was but it had that one guy from year one thats next to jack black
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_Raven_ wrote...
The Jinx wrote...
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reminds me of a movie i saw but i cant remember what it was but it had that one guy from year one thats next to jack black
I know for 100% there was one movie where the mian guy got a bj from a old lady...It was "Yes Man" with jim carrey in it. fuckin great movies if he didnt say yes to everything bad things happened so a old lady was like thanks for helping...drop em bub...he was like *run away*....*falls down stairs...oh hey a rabid pitbull* so he went back up and he was like
then after a while he was like...
then finally
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!
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Shawn2005x wrote...
_Raven_ wrote...
The Jinx wrote...
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reminds me of a movie i saw but i cant remember what it was but it had that one guy from year one thats next to jack black
I know for 100% there was one movie where the mian guy got a bj from a old lady...It was "Yes Man" with jim carrey in it. fuckin great movies if he didnt say yes to everything bad things happened so a old lady was like thanks for helping
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Doing my ex-girlfriend on the bed last year, when mom walks in offering us tea. She just set the tea on the table and left. Rather embarrassing. We had a chat after. Awkward moments. Then she found my stash of condoms, and lubricant, even more awkward.
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iast wrote...
Doing my ex-girlfriend on the bed last year, when mom walks in offering us tea. She just set the tea on the table and left. Rather embarrassing. We had a chat after. Awkward moments. Then she found my stash of condoms, and lubricant, even more awkward.Well at least she won't ask you any awkward questions about safe sex, eh?
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iast wrote...
Doing my ex-girlfriend on the bed last year, when mom walks in offering us tea. She just set the tea on the table and left. Rather embarrassing. We had a chat after.BAHAHAHAHAHAHA. A reaction suitable for a comedy.
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once having sex with my BF i jokingly said you would look so cute as a girl. the next day i payed him a surprise visit to find him wearing my bra and jacking off with my panties never saw him again
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cumcookie69 wrote...
once having sex with my BF i jokingly said you would look so cute as a girl. the next day i payed him a surprise visit to find him wearing my bra and jacking off with my panties never saw him againBAHAHAHAHAHA that kinda sucks...O.o
Ahh well mine wasn't as serious as some...
1. I was doing the nasty with my lover, and I unwisely groaned loudly as I came...whilst my brother was in the living room, which is right next to my bedroom. After we were done, I went out of my room, only to see him determined not to look at my direction. Knowing that he knew, i confronted him in the bathroom. I guess telling him, "I know you know" doesn't really help him with dealing with what he heard...
2. Again, I was pounding some poontang when I was about to come (and mind you, this was unprotected sex >.<) and as I had pulled out, I had suddenly splurted all over my GF's face and her upper torso. Her face was frozen for a good 7 seconds before she said, "woah." I was already laughing as I had came >.>
yea, not stuff to be crying about >.<''
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Haha wow... some of these are pretty funny.
Hmmm embarrassing ones? A few times I had my bf's roommate or friends come by when we were making out. Also I once blew him while his roommate was sleeping deeply (view blocked by a wardrobe), and another time right before his other roommate walked in!!
Funny ones? My first kiss, I think we hit heads! We tried again later with more success.
Hmmm embarrassing ones? A few times I had my bf's roommate or friends come by when we were making out. Also I once blew him while his roommate was sleeping deeply (view blocked by a wardrobe), and another time right before his other roommate walked in!!
Funny ones? My first kiss, I think we hit heads! We tried again later with more success.
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My girlfriend was giving me a blowjob in my friends room and right before I climaxed he walked in, and I ended up with a handful of cum in my hand while I was talking to him (he still doesnt know what I did lol)
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this isnt really embarising but it was very painfull
my ex was a scraper
which means that when giving head her front teeth would scrape the top of my penis and let me tell you it hurts like a motherfucker. Hell the second time she actually broke the skin.
but stupid me not wanting to hurt her feelings told her it felt amazing
my ex was a scraper
which means that when giving head her front teeth would scrape the top of my penis and let me tell you it hurts like a motherfucker. Hell the second time she actually broke the skin.
but stupid me not wanting to hurt her feelings told her it felt amazing
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zachwolf wrote...
this isnt really embarising but it was very painfullmy ex was a scraper
which means that when giving head her front teeth would scrape the top of my penis and let me tell you it hurts like a motherfucker. Hell the second time she actually broke the skin.
but stupid me not wanting to hurt her feelings told her it felt amazing
GEEZ WHY DID YOU NOT TELL HER!? Girls want to please you, usually. Just tell her to put her lips inward to cover the teeth. o_o
JuniorAfro wrote...
Here,s one....U ever got laid in a tree house? Being young at da time, 15,
I came over to visit while her parents were away. She asked me
to come with her to her "playhouse" damn thing was pretty small.
Anyways we got down to business, just trying hard not to
mistep. Just as I was bout to come, I hit da edge, falling 15 feet.
Fuck dats a way to blow some load.
OW. That sucks, man. But also makes a good story! You could just claim your awesome orgasm propelled you out of the treehouse. ;D
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gizgal wrote...
zachwolf wrote...
this isnt really embarising but it was very painfullmy ex was a scraper
which means that when giving head her front teeth would scrape the top of my penis and let me tell you it hurts like a motherfucker. Hell the second time she actually broke the skin.
but stupid me not wanting to hurt her feelings told her it felt amazing
GEEZ WHY DID YOU NOT TELL HER!? Girls want to please you, usually. Just tell her to put her lips inward to cover the teeth. o_o
because she would of got all emotional and cried saying that I thought she was a screw up
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zachwolf wrote...
gizgal wrote...
zachwolf wrote...
this isnt really embarising but it was very painfullmy ex was a scraper
which means that when giving head her front teeth would scrape the top of my penis and let me tell you it hurts like a motherfucker. Hell the second time she actually broke the skin.
but stupid me not wanting to hurt her feelings told her it felt amazing
GEEZ WHY DID YOU NOT TELL HER!? Girls want to please you, usually. Just tell her to put her lips inward to cover the teeth. o_o
because she would of got all emotional and cried saying that I thought she was a screw up
Eh, I guess. But communication and honesty is important in a relationship. Just say something both praising and asking for something new. For example, "Hey you're doing great so far, etc... but could you be a little careful with your teeth? I'm really sensitive".
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gizgal wrote...
zachwolf wrote...
gizgal wrote...
zachwolf wrote...
this isnt really embarising but it was very painfullmy ex was a scraper
which means that when giving head her front teeth would scrape the top of my penis and let me tell you it hurts like a motherfucker. Hell the second time she actually broke the skin.
but stupid me not wanting to hurt her feelings told her it felt amazing
GEEZ WHY DID YOU NOT TELL HER!? Girls want to please you, usually. Just tell her to put her lips inward to cover the teeth. o_o
because she would of got all emotional and cried saying that I thought she was a screw up
Eh, I guess. But communication and honesty is important in a relationship. Just say something both praising and asking for something new. For example, "Hey you're doing great so far, etc... but could you be a little careful with your teeth? I'm really sensitive".
or I could just break up with her. seriosly she never listened
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This isn't my own.... obviously, but i read it somewhere
"I was having sex with my boyfriend, I was on top and was really getting into it. I fell off the bed, he turns over and yells '5 second rule' and starts going at me again"
The only thing i can think of on my own is when i sneaked over to my gf's house, she gave me head for the first time. When I climaxed he mouth was full, he hand was covered and the lower half of my shirt was drenched. We laughed for a while
"I was having sex with my boyfriend, I was on top and was really getting into it. I fell off the bed, he turns over and yells '5 second rule' and starts going at me again"
The only thing i can think of on my own is when i sneaked over to my gf's house, she gave me head for the first time. When I climaxed he mouth was full, he hand was covered and the lower half of my shirt was drenched. We laughed for a while