God I feel like a tit.. (but I don't look like one.)
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Kiss-Shot
Soba-Scans Staff
We've all had our moments where we've felt like an incredible twat, whether it's due to do something stupid or just pure bad luck.
Recently for me I saw that one of my favourite blogs was looking for a new writer, I left it till pretty last minute to e-mail some examples of my work, only to find a few minutes later they announced on the website they found their new writer, to make it worse they replied apologetic that they had already chose someone (kind to reply but I felt so stupid xD.)
So yeah, I've been laughing at myself for the past hour despite how stupid I may feel. I'm pretty sure I've had other worse embarrassing moments, but I've most likely blocked them from memory (this one is slowly being blocked as I type.)
So share your embarrassing moments so we may laugh at you!
Recently for me I saw that one of my favourite blogs was looking for a new writer, I left it till pretty last minute to e-mail some examples of my work, only to find a few minutes later they announced on the website they found their new writer, to make it worse they replied apologetic that they had already chose someone (kind to reply but I felt so stupid xD.)
So yeah, I've been laughing at myself for the past hour despite how stupid I may feel. I'm pretty sure I've had other worse embarrassing moments, but I've most likely blocked them from memory (this one is slowly being blocked as I type.)
So share your embarrassing moments so we may laugh at you!
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well Kiss you shouldn't feel too embarrassed... Well I don't see it as embarrassing... I mean if it was me I wouldn't care so much -w-...
Well when I feel like an ass Its cause I made a mountain out of a mole hill
Well when I feel like an ass Its cause I made a mountain out of a mole hill
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I had a good one today. I was playing some games with one of my friend's that came over. We're playing an electronic board game, and I had to replace the batteries. Well my dad decided to play with us and told me to go grab the screwdriver so I could get to the batteries. Got that done and all that, went to screw the top back on and literally spent 30 seconds trying to screw it in counter-clockwise.
My dad was like "Uh... son. You're turning that to the left. Do you not know Lefty-Loosey, Righty-tighty?" My friend started laughing his ass off and I nervously laughed it off. Brain farts are best experienced in front of others, or so they say. <.<
My dad was like "Uh... son. You're turning that to the left. Do you not know Lefty-Loosey, Righty-tighty?" My friend started laughing his ass off and I nervously laughed it off. Brain farts are best experienced in front of others, or so they say. <.<
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Tsurayu wrote...
I had a good one today. I was playing some games with one of my friend's that came over. We're playing an electronic board game, and I had to replace the batteries. Well my dad decided to play with us and told me to go grab the screwdriver so I could get to the batteries. Got that done and all that, went to screw the top back on and literally spent 30 seconds trying to screw it in counter-clockwise. My dad was like "Uh... son. You're turning that to the left. Do you not know Lefty-Loosey, Righty-tighty?" My friend started laughing his ass off and I nervously laughed it off. Brain farts are best experienced in front of others, or so they say. <.<
true true
even the smartest of people can have them continuely on the same day
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Brittany
Director of Production
My most embarrassing moment was probably in my critical thinking class online, and it happened to be a discussion about Jonathon Swift's Modest Proposal.
I had waited until the last moment to do my response, and basically I was to respond to what I got from it. I skimmed through like 2 paragraphs and didn't read the mention that it was a satire, and proceeded to make a long response rationalizing him saying this:
AFTERWARDS I read that it was a satire and I wanted to beat my head into my desk for publically responding to that to a school forum where I couldn't edit or fix it. Soo... instead of rationalizing eating children, but rather upset at the English about rent for farm land too high and making the Irish starving and leaving children/mothers as beggars and thieves in the street ;|
*sigh*
I had waited until the last moment to do my response, and basically I was to respond to what I got from it. I skimmed through like 2 paragraphs and didn't read the mention that it was a satire, and proceeded to make a long response rationalizing him saying this:
"Swift was quite a read, he made valid arguments as to why you should eat children, where I came up with the reality assumption of he used logic and found reason in his theory of eating the lives of children. It would provide food for the hungry, and it would clothes (I assume by using their skin) for people. A value assumption would be that it’s wrong to eat the lives of children based out of moral principle.
However, I feel it goes a little further than that, because at least with hunters, they go out into the wild, and the animals have a fighting chance. A toddler is not going to be able to make the decision of wanting to live, or have the strength to escape. If all children were eaten, there would be no future generations, and the people who are killing the children, would probably not want to be in their place had they been switched."
However, I feel it goes a little further than that, because at least with hunters, they go out into the wild, and the animals have a fighting chance. A toddler is not going to be able to make the decision of wanting to live, or have the strength to escape. If all children were eaten, there would be no future generations, and the people who are killing the children, would probably not want to be in their place had they been switched."
AFTERWARDS I read that it was a satire and I wanted to beat my head into my desk for publically responding to that to a school forum where I couldn't edit or fix it. Soo... instead of rationalizing eating children, but rather upset at the English about rent for farm land too high and making the Irish starving and leaving children/mothers as beggars and thieves in the street ;|
*sigh*
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Ziggy wrote...
My most embarrassing moment was probably in my critical thinking class online, and it happened to be a discussion about Jonathon Swift's Modest Proposal. I had waited until the last moment to do my response, and basically I was to respond to what I got from it. I skimmed through like 2 paragraphs and didn't read the mention that it was a satire, and proceeded to make a long response rationalizing him saying this:
"Swift was quite a read, he made valid arguments as to why you should eat children, where I came up with the reality assumption of he used logic and found reason in his theory of eating the lives of children. It would provide food for the hungry, and it would clothes (I assume by using their skin) for people. A value assumption would be that it’s wrong to eat the lives of children based out of moral principle.
However, I feel it goes a little further than that, because at least with hunters, they go out into the wild, and the animals have a fighting chance. A toddler is not going to be able to make the decision of wanting to live, or have the strength to escape. If all children were eaten, there would be no future generations, and the people who are killing the children, would probably not want to be in their place had they been switched."
However, I feel it goes a little further than that, because at least with hunters, they go out into the wild, and the animals have a fighting chance. A toddler is not going to be able to make the decision of wanting to live, or have the strength to escape. If all children were eaten, there would be no future generations, and the people who are killing the children, would probably not want to be in their place had they been switched."
AFTERWARDS I read that it was a satire and I wanted to beat my head into my desk for publically responding to that to a school forum where I couldn't edit or fix it. Soo... instead of rationalizing eating children, but rather upset at the English about rent for farm land too high and making the Irish starving and leaving children/mothers as beggars and thieves in the street ;|
*sigh*
You want to eat children? I can post this because you are now sleeping and can't answer right away.
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In Grade 6, I spontaneously grabbed some girls boobs. |:
I felt like a dick at the time, but now it's just hilarious.
I felt like a dick at the time, but now it's just hilarious.
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when i was running in the corridor back when i was in high school, i bumped into my teach.... and well, lets say that both of us colliding with each other left a deep impression in our lips.... god i felt like a total boob at the time.... and until i graduated, i still cant look at that teacher properly because of what happened
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My common sense is null, so I do stupid things like this all the time. The 'best' moment would probably be when I told a teacher I hadn't done an essay yet because I'd lost my notes, only for someone to pull up a Facebook status saying I'd been watching the football, and then for the teacher to check my book and find a page of said shitty notes. :P
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I once placed a file lock on the data for all the patient data for the last three years. To put that into proportion, that means that
-case history
-imaging data
-vitals
-contacts
and so on for 350'000 (threehundredfiftythousand) people were set to immediate total security lockdown and thus unavailable to the entire hospital.
Then I went home, turned my mobile on silent and collapsed on the bed. It should be noted that this file lock cannot be removed once set unless the user who has put it into place removes it himself. Not even sysadmin can remove it, for security reasons.
Next thing I knew, someone was beating the fucking shit out of our doorbell like satan himself and wouldn't relent until I opened the door in just a t-shirt and nothing else, half asleep, and the head of medical services was standing there, visibly agitated, demanding that I get the fuck back to the office and remove that file lock.
The ride there, with me in the passenger seat of his car, was crustily delicious.
-case history
-imaging data
-vitals
-contacts
and so on for 350'000 (threehundredfiftythousand) people were set to immediate total security lockdown and thus unavailable to the entire hospital.
Then I went home, turned my mobile on silent and collapsed on the bed. It should be noted that this file lock cannot be removed once set unless the user who has put it into place removes it himself. Not even sysadmin can remove it, for security reasons.
Next thing I knew, someone was beating the fucking shit out of our doorbell like satan himself and wouldn't relent until I opened the door in just a t-shirt and nothing else, half asleep, and the head of medical services was standing there, visibly agitated, demanding that I get the fuck back to the office and remove that file lock.
The ride there, with me in the passenger seat of his car, was crustily delicious.
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Brittany
Director of Production
THE ECONOMY wrote...
I once placed a file lock on the data for all the patient data for the last three years. To put that into proportion, that means that -case history
-imaging data
-vitals
-contacts
and so on for 350'000 (threehundredfiftythousand) people were set to immediate total security lockdown and thus unavailable to the entire hospital.
Then I went home, turned my mobile on silent and collapsed on the bed. It should be noted that this file lock cannot be removed once set unless the user who has put it into place removes it himself. Not even sysadmin can remove it, for security reasons.
Next thing I knew, someone was beating the fucking shit out of our doorbell like satan himself and wouldn't relent until I opened the door in just a t-shirt and nothing else, half asleep, and the head of medical services was standing there, visibly agitated, demanding that I get the fuck back to the office and remove that file lock.
The ride there, with me in the passenger seat of his car, was crustily delicious.
Why did you do it?
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GroverCleaveland wrote...
Colonel☆Sovalkova wrote...
HAHAAH I can't believe 13 ppl have answered yes!!! XD This is hysterical.... uh i don't mean to insensitive or anything, sorry >___>;;Uhhhh.... No one has answered yes...... there's actually no yes option...... are you feeling okay?
so...yea not 'yes' option, so i dunno where i got that from
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Sadly, I can't remember any of my brain farts. I have to say though.....everyone's brain farts are amusing to read. XD
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Chantie wrote...
Sadly, I can't remember any of my brain farts. I have to say though.....everyone's brain farts are amusing to read. XDNO U!
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It doesn't seen that bad to me.
Also i am sorry that i can't share my stupid moments as i have applied blunt force trauma to my head in order to forget them
Also i am sorry that i can't share my stupid moments as i have applied blunt force trauma to my head in order to forget them
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ZeKeR wrote...
when i was running in the corridor back when i was in high school, i bumped into my teach.... and well, lets say that both of us colliding with each other left a deep impression in our lips.... god i felt like a total boob at the time.... and until i graduated, i still cant look at that teacher properly because of what happenedattractive?
Cutter wrote...
Zak wrote...
I called a teacher "mom" once...What did he/she say?
I did once as well XD
I also once told a teacher to shut up when she was trying to encourage me T_T she was hot too >w<