God I feel like a tit.. (but I don't look like one.)
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NEXUS
Since 2010
Just watch this, you might feel better afterwards and have some dirty thoughts at
the same time ;) it works for me.
the same time ;) it works for me.
Spoiler:
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So my friend Moo was staying with her friend at his house. His girlfriend was a MEGA bitch. one day me, Moo, her friend, his girlfriend, and one of Moo’s brothers, were getting baked in the garage. From where I’m sitting, I can’t see the mega bitch with out turning my head. The conversation turns toward people we all know and don’t like. At this point, I’m pretty lit, and I say how I hate the mega bitch…
the room falls deathly silent…
I remember she is in the room…
I only really felt bad for a second after I realized she was there. Then I remembered what a bitch she was and got over it. What’s been done can’t be un-done son.
So I smile and say, “yeah. Fuck that bitch.”
I was half expecting to get kicked in the head by her man, and I would have taken it with out resistance. but when I looked over at him, he had his back to her and was smiling and biting his lip, trying not to laugh out loud. He knew she was a bitch too.
the room falls deathly silent…
I remember she is in the room…
I only really felt bad for a second after I realized she was there. Then I remembered what a bitch she was and got over it. What’s been done can’t be un-done son.
So I smile and say, “yeah. Fuck that bitch.”
I was half expecting to get kicked in the head by her man, and I would have taken it with out resistance. but when I looked over at him, he had his back to her and was smiling and biting his lip, trying not to laugh out loud. He knew she was a bitch too.
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earlshaggwell wrote...
So my friend Moo was staying with her friend at his house. His girlfriend was a MEGA bitch. one day me, Moo, her friend, his girlfriend, and one of Moo’s brothers, were getting baked in the garage. From where I’m sitting, I can’t see the mega bitch with out turning my head. The conversation turns toward people we all know and don’t like. At this point, I’m pretty lit, and I say how I hate the mega bitch… the room falls deathly silent…
I remember she is in the room…
I only really felt bad for a second after I realized she was there. Then I remembered what a bitch she was and got over it. What’s been done can’t be un-done son.
So I smile and say, “yeah. Fuck that bitch.”
I was half expecting to get kicked in the head by her man, and I would have taken it with out resistance. but when I looked over at him, he had his back to her and was smiling and biting his lip, trying not to laugh out loud. He knew she was a bitch too.
.... GIVE ME MOAR
one time i realized i was trolling....
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How about a time where I was in Korea visiting my relatives and I walked in on a family I didn't know.
Half the block had the same house structure, color, etc...
I thought I walked into the right house, but alas, it was not to be.
I felt like a complete goof ball. I apologized and left. O_o
I even yelled out I was back from the store.
Half the block had the same house structure, color, etc...
I thought I walked into the right house, but alas, it was not to be.
I felt like a complete goof ball. I apologized and left. O_o
I even yelled out I was back from the store.
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ZeKeR wrote...
when i was running in the corridor back when i was in high school, i bumped into my teach.... and well, lets say that both of us colliding with each other left a deep impression in our lips.... god i felt like a total boob at the time.... and until i graduated, i still cant look at that teacher properly because of what happenedSounds like a doujin plot. Except, you know, you missed the part where she whisks you into the staff room and squashes your face with her gigantic milf-tits.
My most recent boob moment: Was on a date and went for coffee, then for a walk. I tried to hop a fence while my date watched. I decided it couldn't be scaled, and started to lower myself off the fence... when I spilled coffee in my hair, all the way down the side of my shirt, on my jeans, and on my shoes. I then realized I had been holding my coffee above my head, very stupidly.
My date tried very hard not to laugh while I cracked up at my own failure. It's just way better to look at the humourous side of it, instead of making a big deal. THE DATE MUST GO ON.
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Ziggy wrote...
Why did you do it?Negligence, as befits this thread.
Once a day I lock down the files, then cram what my peons have produced on this day into the files, then remove the lock. The lock ensures that nobody else can modify the patient records while we are synching up, because that would cause mismatches all over the place. Not pretty.
Now the problem is that we use some very "advanced" proprietary software which a) lags behind your keyboard commands b) doesn't communicate with you. At all.
So you quickly punch in the key combinations (ESC, F, L, /, 06000, F2, ENTER, F3, ENTER, PGDN, PGDN, ENTER, S, Y, ENTER, ESC, 1, ENTER) for file lock, and a minute later you get a blank screen - that's "file lock in place".
Afterwards you quickly punch in the key combinations (ESC, S, S, Y, ENTER, ESC, 3, F4, F4, K, ENTER, Y, ENTER, ESC, 1, ENTER) for file unlock, and a minute later you get the same blank screen - that's "file lock removed".
The crucial part here being the one millisecond flash between the two identical blank screens. On that day, I just punched in the "file unlock" key combo, without "checking" for the update flash and went home. Whoops!
Holy smokes bro :O People coulda died 0.0
Not really. We're one of the biggest hospitals on earth, not some Punch and Judy show. we do everything in triplicate paper copies, too. It was, however, a major inconvenience to a lot of people.
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Vio wrote...
ZeKeR wrote...
when i was running in the corridor back when i was in high school, i bumped into my teach.... and well, lets say that both of us colliding with each other left a deep impression in our lips.... god i felt like a total boob at the time.... and until i graduated, i still cant look at that teacher properly because of what happenedSounds like a doujin plot. Except, you know, you missed the part where she whisks you into the staff room and squashes your face with her gigantic milf-tits.
My most recent boob moment: Was on a date and went for coffee, then for a walk. I tried to hop a fence while my date watched. I decided it couldn't be scaled, and started to lower myself off the fence... when I spilled coffee in my hair, all the way down the side of my shirt, on my jeans, and on my shoes. I then realized I had been holding my coffee above my head, very stupidly.
My date tried very hard not to laugh while I cracked up at my own failure. It's just way better to look at the humourous side of it, instead of making a big deal. THE DATE MUST GO ON.
Buuuurn xD Wasn't it like, steaming hot?
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Nashrakh
Little White Butterflies Staff
Not a major one, but I kinda felt silly nonetheless.
So I major in math, and for each class, there are separate study groups.
It was the first week of the first semester and I found myself in the wrong group... I was in "Algebra I" instead of "Linear Algebra I", whoops. Only found that out because I asked the teaching assistant about half an hour after it started, because I couldn't make heads or tails out of the stuff on the blackboard.
Needless to say, that was awkward.
So I major in math, and for each class, there are separate study groups.
It was the first week of the first semester and I found myself in the wrong group... I was in "Algebra I" instead of "Linear Algebra I", whoops. Only found that out because I asked the teaching assistant about half an hour after it started, because I couldn't make heads or tails out of the stuff on the blackboard.
Needless to say, that was awkward.