Heart attack ahoy!

So I have an amazing story to share with you all!

At night when I'm browsing the forums or doing whatever I tend to leave my black light on since my lamp is basically dead. This however attracts an army of moths to my window and I usually have to spend the night listening to them bang against my window.

But just recently I heard louder noises against my window, I go to look and I get a cat staring right back at me, needless to say it gave me quite a fright. Turns out it's basically being a warrior against moths, apparently cats eat moths now?

tl;dr? A cat made me shit myself in fear!

So to keep a point to this topic share your moments that have included you crapping your pants or making you jump out of your skin!

Wait... A cat made you shat yourself?
Cool story bra.

Unfortunately I did not actually excrete anything, but since it's obviously such an amazing story I'm going to adapt into a film, so maybe said excretion shall be present in the film.

Stop wasting the cat's time and let it watch you masturbate.

I've seen cats go after moths before, but that's a crafty one! Waiting for them to come closer...

Nature is odd.

My cats hunts geckos, every time I sweep the house I'll find at least one dead gecko.

Cat's will actually hunt anything that "moves" them.

well, you didn't get pounced by a cat while you're sleeping...

My cat used to chase after moths all the time so it isn't anything new for me.

A story that mad me shit my pants is that I live in a really old house and when we first moved in here the door to my bedroom unlatched itself opened up and slammed shut. I almost shit myself. it did that like three times that night. after a month I found out it did that cause the latch was broken and with the window alway being open it will open and close my door

Mine chases squirrels, rabbits and birds. It has caught a bird, in front of me, and ate it. I feed this cat three times a day.

The last time I felt like my heart dropped to my stomach was when I woke up A. realizing I was late for work and B. realizing that the reason I awoke wasn't due to my cats making noise, but due to someone in my apartment.

It ended up being maintenance ): but that was a terrible feeling.

YEAH WELL MINE
Are imaginary.

I wish I had a cat or two...

My aunts cat scratched me a lot when I was little so I cant say I like em very much. I ounce saw a cat jump in the air and face tackle a guy. Cats are fucking scary.

My dog Boston succeeds at eating every fly that comes into my house. It's totally related to the subject at hand.

When some guy was shot to death in front of my house, their was some fighting too, and I woke up thinking it was inside of the house.
By the time my dad went to see what happened, there was no one anymore and the wall was covered in blood (that I had to clean with my mom in the morning -_-).
We lived in Libya at that time and sometimes it was a bit dangerous.

the day my mother was hit in a collision. thankfully my younger brother saved her. he got out for school, i was already at school at the time. he gotten off, and as my mother rolled out, a vehicle t-boned, causing the truck to do a 180. shits real. thankfully my bro rescued her.

One time I was masturbating in the library
Cause I was bored and fakku was on
Then the librarian caught me
I ran
and shat brix

True story

I had a scary encounter that almost gave e a heart attack. I was jogging at night, when I saw silhouettes up ahead. I waved my flashlight to see them and I saw two dogs and a man holding the dogs' leash.

For some unknown reason, the man let the dogs chase to me. I ran as fast as I could and thankfully, the dogs lost interest in my flesh and bone. I never ran the same route again. (Damn old geezer, I'm gonna get him/her someday.)

back in the army we had to do night watch during the bivouac.
the only thing you musn't do during that time is fall asleep, when they catch you, hell will break loose for you

and i fell asleep, but woke up by myself.

not knowing my current situation i checked the corners of my eyes and saw something that looked like boots

"Stay calm, be natural and behave as if you didnt fall asleep!"
and nothing happened, but the "boots didnt vanish either.

i found out, that some leaves from i twig i attached to my helmet as additional carmouflage looked like those boots, but the whole stuff had my heart race like hell

(i fell for the same illusion three times that night, btw)
but deprived of sleep and in a pitch dark night everything seems to be something else

As it said.