Holding It In

This topic is just as the title states: holding it in. This can refer to holding in bowel movements, a laugh, tears, or anything else "held" in.

What I want to know is your most extreme case of holding something in.

Like if you held in a laugh so hard, you felt like your gut burst. Or holding in a pee for too long and wetting yourself in humiliating satisfaction. These are the kind of stories I want.

For myself, I remember holding in a laugh while this one classmate of mine just did something so tremendously hilarious that everyone else were in epileptic fits of chuckles. It was a sort of a game where the chosen person could not laugh while he did this. Of course, I was that chosen person, and I tried holding it in so much it felt like my gut was about to burst, tears were starting to stream from my eyes, and I felt light-headed from the lack of oxygen. Truly a memorable day.

Anyway, let's hear all of your stories of holding stuff in.

Discuss away.

5 hours.. i had to piss and they didn't stop to let me... fucking christian retards and their rules on going before we leave.

I had to take a piss but I was in a 18+ Viet Cafe so you can sort of get the picture on why I couldn't go.

I had to not blink in a blinking contest with my cousins. It was for 3 minutes, i lost but my eyes were so dry and painful afterwards.

One time, I had to come and I couldn't hold it in.

I wanted to beat the shit out of this person, but i couldn't cause there were people...

So I did it after everyone left.

Personally I don't hold it in. SEMI-RELATED incident involving my father in high school.

Mostly drunk, has to take a piss so the teacher being an ass, tells him to hold it in. He proceeds to walk up the front of the class and piss in the chalk tray. Sometimes I wish I could have gone to high school in the sixties and pulled this shit without getting expelled.

This is most interesting.. tell me more.

I agree. It also reminds me of this time when I thought I could hold it in, but couldn't...

I once had to hold in my diarrhea until my ass was numb.

AAAAHAHAHA.




P.s.

I won't be elaborating on my story.

I can teach you the wonderful world of tantic sex and the amazing way to be able to last hours before orgasm.

Seriously I regretted having cold coffee in the morning, and I was walking in between blocks, suddenly I had to go but there were no public toilets near, and then I had to take a bus to the nearest train station (which was 5 miles away) and then took the best crap evar.

I could only say it was a....
[size=5]puts sunglasses on[/h]
Relief.
[size=5]YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH[/h]

just reading that is making me use the bathroom. BRB!!!!!!!!

When I went to Brazil with my family as a kid, we stayed on a ranch for a time.
We took a few hours truck ride with some other lodgers to go to some local awesome meat thing (you know, traditional Brazilian meat-on-stick-serving kind of deal). It was AWESOME, but then...

Ride back, I started not to feel so awesome. Probably food poisoning, something but let's just say it was a bumpy, long and painful ride back before I could use the bathroom. D;

Do Tell kind sir

lately when I eat no matter how much I eat I usually have the urge to cough it back up... but seeing as I don't eat much I find this very bad.

I think holding in a smile when the situation does not call for one is the hardest thing.

Piss and half way hold it in for a min and everyday do the same until you can reach three or more hours... it fucking painful... but she will love you.

Interesting. I heard about doing something like this. What is it called?