Holding It In

I once had a huge boggie in my nose, and I really wanted to pick it out, but I had to sit through a debate in my Environmental Science class which lasted an hour. God that felt good to pick afterwords.

Especially when you're lying. If it's a serious lie about something, I can usually lie like a professional, but if it's just a funny, deceptive lie with a friend and they confront me about it, I crack the biggest smile and give myself away.

I heavily bottle up my emotions until one thing sets it off and I'm like a waterfall of tears.
It has been a while since i've let anything like that out, but we'll see when I go off to university in 12 days :(

Kegel training... women can do it without urinating.. just there love muscles.

One time I was at a funeral and this really old guy started singing a song in memory of the the deceased. Lets just say he shouldn't have quite his day job, he was so terrible I tried not to laugh but I did. I put my head down in my arms and everyone thought i was weeping lol.

Thanks! It sounds like something to look into

Oh let's see. I had a similar issue as Laggi. I hated the idea of going to the bathroom in public, particularly at school.

Usually I was good as gold to hold it the whole day, but for whatever reason one day in first grade I just couldn't hold it. We were lining up to go to lunch outside of our classroom. Instead of doing the sensible thing and running to the nearest bathroom with or without the teacher's knowledge, I proceeded to piss myself in for everyone to see. >.>;;

Then a fairly similar situation happened in second grade, after that one I learned to just go to the bathroom at school. By then though I had become accustomed to it and probably ventured to the bathroom less times than I can count one hand from grade school through high school. But suffice it say when I needed to, I learned to that day.

my stomach was hurting all day from some bad food. I was getting off an airplane, and I knew I was gonna puke soon. The other passengers seemed to take FOREVER to get off, but they finally got off and I sprinted for the restroom. I was about 100ft from the restroom when I started to puke. I tilt my head up, and, basically, I swallowed the puke. I continued my sprint, but I knew I couldn't swallow the next one. as I entered the restroom, I could feel it coming up my throat. There happen to be a stall with the door open, and while sprinting, I spit out the puke from 8ft away from the toilet; about 75% got inside, the rest missed. there was a janitor right next to me, and he gave me a death stare.

overall, pretty successful run

Right now holding my laughter while reading this post is really killing me, i feel like im gonna burst..

I remember one time at school I really needed to fart in a lesson I held in for ages and it felt like there was more and more gas accumulation I ended up sneezing and the fart came out violently I had to go the rest of the class on my knees because the fart hurt like hell and I couldn't sit down.

With my summer job if you don't time things properly you will have the fight of your life trying to hold in a pee for....all day.

I learned it is better to be 10min late then to feel like you are going to urinate yourself all day.

looool Classic

I held just about everything in during high school. During my senior year, I had a mental breakdown. We worked out an arrangement, so that I had a tutor come to my house a couple times a week. The majority of the school year... I'd either smoke pot all day, hang out in the parking lot of my school and sell cigarettes or pot to my friends, or do whatever work my tutor gave me. I graduated from high school, with honors.

I don't many stories, but I'll say what I do have.

There was one time in first grade where I had to go pee. My teacher wouldn't let me because we all just went not too long ago, but of course I didn't have to go then. After a little while when we were all playing on the computers, I couldn't hold it in anymore and ended up pissing myself in the seat. Me being embarassed about it, didn't say anything until my friend had to point it out to the teacher loudly.

Then there was another time when I was 10 where I was kinda ill and stuck outside, waiting for my mother to get out the house. Out of no where my stomach gets real upset and I have to urgently drop a deuce. Them door I was closest too was locked and I knew for sure I wasn't going to make it in time. So I went to them back yard and gave myself sweet relief. By the time I was done, my mom was walking out them door and I played it off that I had to go to them bathroom so I can quickly change. She noticed them pile there sometime later, but I blamed it on them neighbor's dog.

There was a time where I was in a cramped elevator and somebody ripped ass in there. I had to fart as well so I tried to play it off that it was them other persons, except mine came out a bit forceful and I flinched, so everyone assume, ed in them elevator that I farted the first time too. It smelled like death and it was a long way up.

There was another time in high school and I had to go real bad. I grew to be the type to just hold put till I can go home and relax and be comfy in my own bathroom. But I just couldn't hold it in. What I didn't realize was them stall walls were real short (like your didn't have to make an effort to see who was in. On top of that, most of them didn't have doors as well. So I was just like fuck it and snuck into the girls room. I swear it was like every girl in the had to pee while I was using it too, and what really took the cake was in them middle of it, a friend of mine walked in. My stomach was too upset for me to stops farting and I pretty much gassed her out the bathroom. To this day, she still doesn't know it was me.

umm, when i was in 1st grade i held in my shit for the full school day and while waiting to get picked up i just decided to shit myself. I hoped no one smelled it but a random guy walked up to me and said "youngbul you smell like shit" and so everyone knew.

when i was 11 at dorney park i was trying to use the bathroom but it was no way to make it so i went in the pool came out then pissed myself. no one notice cuz the pool had already soaked me

ok over the weekend i was really really busy so i did not go to the bathroom at all on so on monday i went to school and it hit me, i had to go BAD so i asked the teacher and she said "no you have to hear this" and i said "please if you dont let me go i am going to pee in that corner" (the corner had a plant) and she said "Kevin, no, now shut up and pay attention" and so i got up and fucking peed in the plant "i told you i would but you had to be a stuck up bitch". and so i got 10 day suspension or something like that. :P i say it was worth it best piss of my life lol

I was really constipated for like, two days a little while ago. So the pressure kept building and building and then I sat down and shat so hard that a little blood came out (which was a little freaky). The feeling of relief that followed, though, puts any orgasm I've ever had to shame.

I'm still holding in an urge to tell this girl to fuck off.

She's been my friend for almost three years now, but because of her attitude, her old friends ditched her [this happened a few months ago.] NOW I understand exactly why. I regret giving her a shoulder to cry on.

Basically, she's trying to steal my friends. She even told me back then that she WAS friends with them, but they sorta gave her the "you don't belong here" feeling, so you get the point. Now, she's trying to steal my close friend who she WAS friends with.

Plus, she is so... UGH. Okay, she asks questions like, what's the answer for this question blah blah blah. However, when I ask her... she never answers the question. It pisses me off. She brags about her accomplishments and she always goes like, "Oh, I hope I can graduate with honors because I've been studying and blah blah blah"

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU. I really want to tell her to fuck off, but I don't want my friends to think I'm a bitch. :|

Food poisoning. Had to walk to the nearest clinic which is about 1 km away in the middle of the night and walk back before being able to collapse. Puked about 7 times in the interval.

I have a weak stomach but I eat mangoes from the tree in the middle of a farm. Then my stomach hurts so freaking badly and I need to go to the bathroom. But the house is so far so I ended up doing my business in one of the bush and my toilet paper is leaves! haha!! also my cousins are also there! But now they forgot it hahah!!lucky me!