How do you feel about men who overstate their "performance"?

You've probably seen this in the forum/chatrooms.... "I'm 20" long and 3" wide and full of lovin' for the ladies"... or you've probably heard guys brag that they can satisfy an island full of women 24/7/365. Or there are men out there who claim women follow them everywhere they go... in droves. Well, you get the picture.

How would/do you react when you hear them brag about how great they are with the ladies?

For the guy claiming to be supersized I often say "so you faint everytime you see a beautiful woman because all that blood in your brain is going someplace else?"

And I'd recommand anyone who can stay hard 24/7/365 to go see a doctor... blood tends to clot when it's not moving, and that blood clot can travel to places you don't want it to go thus you can't go 24/7/365... And the only way I can think of to allow you to go 24/7/365 is if you took a cocktail of drugs... which will probably kill you in just a few hours...

Yeah... I'm sure this will either get flamey or hilarious responses... :)

On the flip side, I knew a girl who was sort of like that from Greece.

We were really close friends, and a little more, but we knew it was a long shot we could ever be together so we left it at that. That didn't stop her from trying to tease the hell of me by proceeding to imply that all Hellenic males were huge, and she couldn't be satisfied by a guy who was less than like eight or nine inches.

I kept trying to tell her that, while that's fine and all (when really I was thinking "You damn nympho"), I tried to tell her that's not common even in Greece. She was upset that I had the audacity to tell her about Greek girth, and told me all of her friend's boyfriends must have been that huge or they wouldn't have stayed with their guys.

All I could think was "... it is probably better that we'll never get together." Surely it was a coincidence we not only "broke up" but stopped talking altogether a matter of two weeks after that. <.<;;

So, I suppose that doesn't technically apply to that topic, but it still made me think of it. Some girls apparently want, or think, they want that. >.>

As a 5 and 3/4 in man..(metricfags hate)i never had a problem satisfying a woman. I can go on for a day of sex because unlike you puny weebs and deebs i consider oral sex, fore play and sensual lovemaking part of sex... that being said.. i only could achieve a hard on during sex.. about 3-4 hours. Maybe because i only think of the other feelings and pleasure in intercourse.. maybe because i like pleasing.. meh it all good. Also i can get hard and jizz in min... without getting excited before the act... it's nice to be able to control one sex drive and inter working of my penis.

I don't feel anything....
I ignore them cause it's lies!

I just ignore it. Most of the time I know they are just trying to get laid. Basically cheating in a way.

i think you should include women in this too.. i've had my fair share of chicks who are like that.. all up themselves about taking 9" and 10" and such..

As for guys who brag, depends who it is. If it's one of my friends, i just join in and say it for fun, else if i don't like the person, i call them a fucking moron and that i bet they have a 4" and are just trying to feel good about themselves etc etc

If you have to even mention size or performance at all to get attention, that's a bad sign with which to begin!

Who the heck cares, it's really rather superficial. However, if someone asks you, be truthful to the best of your knowledge (don't go measuring yourself constantly... for real, I don't get why some guys do that).

Size is important too. Girls who state otherwise are just trying to make the guy feel better or not seem like sluts.

Of course there is a limit to how big a guy can be before it start really hurting for a girl who isn't a major slut.

The avg male penis is 6". Avg vagoo 8"... there 3000miles of unused pussy in california alone..... only 1% of women need the cock to burst thru the cervix into the uterus... their called sluts.. or my base of operation since 1996. Truly if you have to mention you have a 12 in cock... your not getting enough to boost.

Did you steal that from John Leguizamo? I remember hearing that joke years ago on one of his comedy specials.


As far as the matter of male exaggeration on the internet? Anybody actually living that lifestyle doesn't have the time to really be chatting on the internet regularly.

Honestly, those type of people have low self-confidence and they need to realize that women don't just want a big dick or an over-sized one, but a good LOVER. Also, it's better to be small and know what you're doing, than to have a big one and no jack-shit.

In my opinion, "the longer the tool is, the shorter the user's attention span becomes."

That's a good one. Seriously, too long dicks scare the girls away, and this dumb "I'm da mastah of secks"- talking couldn't even impress a thirteen-year-old chick. Ofc mini-dicks with the length of a finger don't make it either, but technique is basically more important than the size.

yeah. Essentially, if your foreplay is good, then you will get the girl to cum. I try to get my gf to cum twice whenever we have sex, and that's pretty simple. first time, easy. second time, not as easy. and i'm what? 5-6inches? size isn't overly important, but it does help out. sometimes.

Most people who brag like that are usually unsatisfied with their own life and hope to draw attention, admiration and liking from others to maybe even find someone who is impressed from all that boasting. The sad side is that the truth will catch up to them if they lied so even if someone bites, that person will witness the truth and most likely be disappointed, nobody likes people who are full of themselfs, being moldest is attractive on the other since and pretty rare... I personally never overrate myself but also never underrate myself, I represent everything I can do and what I am realistically, it suits me the best. If I say that I'm good in something I always have an adequate knowlegde or skill to prove so, also as said before being good in sex is not just having a huge junk but also some skill, people who go around saying that they have a 12" dick are just degrading themselfs to the level of an ape. I for my part am satisfied with myself and how I do in bed, I'm not the best at it, but surely also not the worst. Also to all of the people who like to represent themslefs a little more capable than others, its actually pretty cool to show confidence sometimes, but never forget to prove yourselfs before talking, thats how real men do it.

I haven't met too many such people irl, but when I do, they tend to be the big muscular types who could beat the shit out of me without blinking. Hence, I say nothing.

Well son, i'm lanky, i tell them they're fucktards, and i don't get bashed. simple sollution: run the fuck away when they come charging..
equation:
Bulky = Heavy
Lanky = Light

Lanky + Running = fast
Bulky + Running = blundering..

Essentially, unless he's bulky in the pant/ leg region, you can outrun him ;D

I'd say the women are justified. They have to push babies through there, y'know. More justfied than a guy who can claim to stay "hard" all the time I think...

Some women could probably brag about their technique though. Imagine a woman making the claim she could make a man climax in just a few seconds...

As for those muscular types who brag and would beat you up if you disagree, I'd just tell them as they were attacking that they just proved your point. After all, if you were confident in yourself as a Man you wouldn't have to prove anything to anyone, nor announce that you're a Man (and why you are) to the world around you and beat up anyone who disagrees.

I'm actually not lanky at all, I'm slightly well-built and not too lean. It's just that I have terrible reaction time, dexterity and ability to gauge when someone's about to hit me.



I'd still really rather let someone be a douchebag than get beaten up. I don't really agree with your last statement, though.

Arrogance and insecurity are all that related, imo. Doubt is a great thing (within rational limits), and having/expressing some doesn't say anything bad about you. Excessive statement of personal accomplishments, especially if it's a lie, is a bad thing, however.