How do you feel about men who overstate their "performance"?

I find it funny.
I'll either join in the antics or just laugh at their ego.

I take pleasure in crushing a this kind of man's ego.

Please, I dont care how great you think you are, I'm not interested in boosting an already bloated ego.

As a woman, I've made it a point to try to take these men down a notch. Somebody has to.

Sure, but girls (in my opinion) also don't care for guys who go around (either with friends or to them personally) talking about their size. It's just childish.

Is it ok if I brag about how I can down a banana in 1 bite?

[size=10]Depends on the size of the banana.[/h]

A normal sized banana that you buy at the supermarket.

I'm intrigued.. tell me more while my pants are down.

So leik, you take le banana and snap it in half. Then eat both halves at once.

True.

A real man would just pull his cock out and slap the woman with it.

The guys that talk too much smack lack experience, I don't think I've come across any girl that goes for that. Sex is part preference, like style or tastes. Granted, I've heard more disappointments than anything else from girls...so being fair puts you well above most. Lots of girls are perfectly happy with their 'fair' lover.

On one level, there is the basic skill set. Having control of your own body and performance, being able to keep the right rhythm at the right times, knowing how to stimulate different erogenous zones, etc...

The other part is preference/compatibility. Some guys are naturally more dominant/submissive, some are more active/passive, some have more/less sex drive, some are happy with what they get while others continue to seek higher levels of pleasure, etc...

There is no 'one size fits all'.

...Yeah, that's not quite correct either lol.

Silence woman! Go back to the kitchen before I slap you with my cock!

I think he means, a real man would keep his size to himself and then surprise her in bed, and blow her mind. ;D

Guys who brag about their assets are often the kind of arrogant guys I totally don't want to hang out, nor have sex with. Some type of girls who think they can't get any better might pretend to enjoy it to make themselves feel good, but not me.

Actually, unless I ask for it I don't want to hear mens sizes. I don't care about that until we actually get into the bed, you know.

If by suprise her in bed you mean slap her in the face in the middle of public to assert dominance then yes.

I used to have a classmate who were like that, he bragged so much about how all the ladies likes him and how hot he was and how many women he have had sex with, to boot he was also pretty stupid and cheated or at least tried to cheat on every test we had.

Everyone hated him.

Shoulda punched him in the face and told him to die in a fire :D