How Do You Fight A Triangle?

I have a friend who refuses to go to the Caribbean because she is afraid of dissappearing in the Bermuda Triangle.

In a fit of gallantry I vowed to slay the Bermuda Triangle thereby avenging all those who have been lost within it never to be seen again, and allowing her to go to the Caribbean.

However I have no idea how to fight, much less kill a triangle. Someone suggested I throw a circle at it, but I don't know if that would work. Anyone have any ideas?

Going in the middle of the Triangle and coming back alive = you winning the fight. Good luck. I'm rooting for you.

A = 1/2bh
θT = 180
c = √a^2 + b^2

The rate of incidence is the same as any other area. Mystery exists because wreckage is not found, but there is an ocean trench there.

Just ride this thing. It might try to rape you and do un-holy things to you from time to time though.

kill the hypotenuse.

Just be more dimensional than it. It can't touch you, being all 2D and that.

Bribe it with alcohol.

Alternatively, prepare a decoy cows on separate boats and send them on ahead.

Bend space after you enter the triangle so it's no longer a Euclidean triangle. Then all hell breaks loose and you win by default.

square
fight it with the squares

easy... with a knife... everything losses against a knife.

Did you try using guns? that usually kills everything in your way. And if your not sure you have beaten it nuke it from orbit, its the only way to be sure.

If possible, divide by zero.

Its the only way to be sure...

To use it's mortal enemy against it, the rhombus.

A rhombus is the kind of rectangle a bitch would draw.

Geometric magic. Depending on severity, you may need to advance to Trig.

Just be ready of anything and everything. Expect the unexpected. Or just use scientific knowledge and a cold heart to tell yourself that there is nothing to be afraid of.

Fixed.