How Do You Fight A Triangle?
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Triangles are weakest at their points. So get your two most capable associates, position yourselves at one point-per-warrior. Then coordinate your attacks so that you each hit your respective points at the exact same moment. Keep chipping away at the points until it transforms into a hexagon; therefore losing its mystical triangular powers.
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Get a sword, slash off the points.
Then, while it's in agony you turn it into a circle and throw it!
You made a frisbee!
Then, while it's in agony you turn it into a circle and throw it!
You made a frisbee!
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Mysties wrote...
if you know the pythagorean theorem, and know its measurements, you might make it embarassaed :PThis would only work if the triangle was a schoolgirl.
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Oh. My. God.
That's it... it all makes sense now...
The bermuda triangle was was created by Japanese mad scientists, who capture people to use as test subjects in their efforts to create a race of moe petting zoo people! (i.e. cat girls, bunny girls, dog girls, etc)
The evidence?
The Bermuda triangle is an eldrich abomination which has the personality of a shy schoolgirl! The only people who would create such a thing would be mad Japanese scientists obsessed with turned the world completly moe!
...God help us all.

