How do you tell someone...

That their breath smells worse than a dead cow in the middle of the desert...

Or worse that Hot Garbage...?

Especially if its a girl...?

Today I was in my class doing nothing much as usual, when this horrible stench wafted its way to me... It was quite possibly the worst smell ever... I did the usual guy stuff smelled my own breath, got a whiff of my pits to make sure it wasnt me... and it wasnt...

Then I noticed this girl sitting next to me talking to some guy...

Every time she opened her mouth the smell got worse... and when she sighed I almost had to step out...

Im not sure if she could tell I was suffering, cuz I had this face on the whole day...



So, back to my question, how do you tell someone you hardly know that their breath kicks harder than a giraffe fighting off a lion...?

You could just be a douche about it and tell her straight up.

Ask her if she wants gum.

Sometimes being a douche is the best method - Better you tell her now and she be embarrassed in front of YOU than be embarrassed in front of someone she wants to impress or something like that. To add insult to injury, offer a mint.

Actually thats what I was gonna do...

During lunch I was gonna go buy a pack of gum and offer her some...

then I thought "Im not spending 35 or so cents on her" I know that sounds like me being greedy or something but still... I wont just randomly buy shit for anyone else...

So I just endured and hoped tomorrow she brushes...

Or I'll just nonchalantly pack up my stuff and move somewhere else...

Wow, Zak. T'be honest I thought better of you.

I am disappoint.

Seconded.

depends who it is. Can the person prone to beating the crap out of you?

does it really matter if its a girl?

you guys are all a bunch of douches, far better ways to deal with this than making a public spectacle of someone. This isnt the internet we're talking about.

well i never had to tell a GIRL she has stank breath, so i wouldnt know how he feels, in fact i have allergies so half the time i cant smell anything... most stuff smells stink to me already... on bad days atleast >.>

now truth be told if a girl really did have stank breath... I wouldnt say shit

not like im going to kiss her or something >.>

now if it was to tell her before she gets hurt or something. I would try to be polite, and tell her when no one was around or something

The gum thing was a pretty good idea. Offer her some dentyne or trident gum if you have any. If she still doesn't get the message then I would try to be direct with her but in a nice way.

Hey, no one said "make sure you say it in front of everyone else." It's kind of assumed that he would tell her in privacy or quietly to avoid being a TOTAL dick.

I said tell her straight up, I never said in front of people even I know thats cruel.

bring mints.

start offering everyone in the area gum so that she wont stand out.

Best idea Ive heard so far...

Everyone here is an idiot... sorta...

and yeah I kind of tend to be a douche to people i dont know that well sometimes...

And only an idiot or a total douche would call someone out on something like that...

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NOTE TO SELF: BUY TIC TACS...

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Or Mentos...

i send innuendos and hope the she got my picture

example:
a gas mask wont do me any good now... the level 2 hazardous material is leaking


OR be prepared with extra strong mints and innocently ask her to take one

I hate vague thread titles