How does your body work?

Basically, I want to know some weird stuff your body does on its own in situations that you either think is cool, worth noting, or think is weird.

For example: right now my left eye is watering. But it has blood in it. And it fucking stings so I have to keep it closed for a while or risk the open air giving my eye enough pain to make me actually cry, which in turn makes it worse(I think this is weird). I went to the doctor already for it long ago and it was some bull about sunlight and my blood irregularities, which leads me to my second odd thing about my body. My eyes are extremely sensitive to sunlight, so much so that I cant walk outside without these eyeglasses or some shades. But at night its easier for me to see stuff(I can find my shed keys in the grass at night without any light)and overall leads me to do lots of stuff at night(I think this is cool btw).

And finally is my metabolism. Im one of those ppl whose metabolism is extremely high. As such, I have to eat a hell of a lot just to barely stay a proper weight, and no matter how much I eat I never gain meaningful weight(That I can look forward to keeping). I happen to think thats worth noting.

So what about you FAKKU? Do you have any interesting body characteristics you want to share? Anything you think is interesting or whatnot is worth mentioning.

i had an undescended teste when i was 9 and i had to have surgery and it was the most painful thing ever... i could hardly walk for 5 days... not to mention the stitching itched like a mo fo and i couldn't scratch because it hurt so bad...

I can make a constant loud cracking sound with my left wrist.

thats fucking gross...

OR fucking amazing! I can do that with my right middle finger. Its kind of a giveaway for the ppl who know me though.

If I don't get a "release" a bare minimum of three times per day, the next day it'll get hard randomly and very frequently.

Usually it's not a problem at all (in fact quite the opposite) but when there's little time for that kind of thing in the day, it can be quite troublesome.

Same thing here, but with my shoulders. I can also make noise similar to farting with my palms. I am also good at making funny faces.

I can do that with my right wrist.
I also have dermographismwitch means you can write on my skin with a blunt or sharp object other then a pan and in a few minutes you can read what's written like this

-I require very little sleep comparatively to most people. Roughly around four hours per night. (Up until last year, it was about 3).

-Not so much something that my body does so much as it is something which it doesn't do- which is die. A quick list.


-A result from the last incident stated above, the muscles in my left arm, shoulder, chest, abs, neck, and back are significantly smaller than my right, due to nerve damage (the muscles just won't activate properly, and thus have shrunk due to lack of activity).

-Another result from the crash, the nerves on my scalp seem to have been thrown out of whack; if you were to touch me on my forehead, I'll also feel the sensation on the top of my head- and the same thing occurs as you move further back, as well, right down to my nape. I also have a dead spot on my shoulder where I don't feel anything whatsoever (they tested with needles, scalpels, and temperature).

-When I stretch, my muscles vibrate. A deep, resonating shake. It's practically audible.

I can turn the tip of my thumb on the back of my hand. When I do that the nail of my thumb is below the knuckle of my index finger against the back of my hand. But nowdays I can only do it with my right hand, used to be able to do it with left too.

When I keep my right thumb up and while keeping that position I bend the tip of my thumb, it cracks every time I'm in the midway of bending it.

Not really how my body works, but my right ears cartilage is missing a small piece, and the edge of it feels like someone has bitten a piece off of it D: That has never happened tho and the skin is completely normal.

My toes are very flexible and I have really good control over them. Picking stuff up from the floor is almost as easy as doing it with my hands.

Dunno how rare this is, but I can keep my fingers straight while only bending the tip. The only fingers I cant do that with are my little fingers.

Once a month, for about 5 - 7 days, the lining of my uterus is shed...I bleed everywhere and get the most awful cramps and stomach pains... IT'S BEEN HAPPENING EVERYDAY SINCE I WAS 12. WHY. THE BLOOD. THE PAIN. WHY AM I CURSED WITH THIS?!

I used to be able to do back flips till i got fat...

I literally can't bend my right thumb without bending my right index finger. I mean, i bend the thumb (with it's own muscles, not by touching) and the index finger bends as well. doesn't do it when i push it with my finger... i assume it's something to do with nerves...

I was in a car crash (totally slid sideways into a light pole.. would have killed me if it was 6inches further forwards. The resulting injury was a scrape on my side.) The injury from my car crash (the scrape) originally hurt a little, and was stiff... now that it's healed up, if you touch that spot, it feels weird and if you touch it hard enough, it hurts... probably nerve damage too :/

this one is just random - but when i lift my right eyebrow by itself, i look surprised.. but when i lift my left eyebrow, i look smug.

some fun things about me.

I also have a similar problem as OP with bright light. no one believes me when i tell them that it acctualy causes pain to my eyes(not even doctors). i've never found out what the medical reason is, and it's been like that for as long as i can remember. even looking at this monitor is uncomfortable. these are the best glasses i've found so far. they are fairly cheap, about $5 a pair. nice and dark. my night vision does seem to be better than most people too.

also, i have Vitiligo, but since i'm white it's not too noticable unless i tan. and because of the eyeball thing mentioned above, i'm hardly ever out in the sun long enough to tan.

I don't sweat.

you'r asian arndt ya?

Yep yep :3

I sweat profusely. Wanna trade?

I also heal very rapidly, all kinds of things. When I broke my Tibia and Fibula a couple of years ago I healed in about 2 and a half months, the doctor said it would take 4. Cuts and scratches also go away pretty quickly, though I seem to scar easily.

I can crack almost every joint in my body repeatedly, but my ankles are the loudest. They crack with almost every step I take.

I also have very thick skin (metaphorically and physically). I used to get a shot in my arm every day because of a condition, and my mom would always have to stab the needle to get it in. She jokes around and calls it my rhino hide.

O.o Youre invincible. Ive been in bad accidents but nothing that extreme.

@Toxic influence. I tend to heal pretty fast too. When I broke my leg it healed way too early so when I returned to get my cast removed it somehow grew back a little crooked and they had to REbreak it, which sucked.

What's that got to do with anything?

I'm Asian and I sweat like a motherfucker. I can't stand heat.